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Nobody is smart but Daryl Hockney (the_automaton) wrote in musings,
@ 2010-12-27 21:59:00

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moriarty, sherlock holmes

Private to A. Morgenstern
Have you spent the weekend in France again, or has our routine of Sunday communication fallen by the wayside?

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:10 am UTC (link)
	~~Generous?~~ He gave you nice Christmas gifts then? I'm glad to hear it. I picked it out thinking you'd enjoy the feel of the fabric. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:14 am UTC (link)
	~~Yes, and a very strange one~~ His payment for my services included a large addition as he enjoyed my work so. ~~It was strange~~ I do enjoy it. It's soft and light, and the cut makes it skim the surface of my skin. It's difficult to explain, but it makes wearing the garment more palatable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:17 am UTC (link)
	What sort of addition. ~~I'll break his face.~~ [He really isn't imagining her in that nightgown, no.] I'm thrilled to hear it. [...] And now I know what I'll get you for Valentine's Day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:18 am UTC (link)
	A monetary addition. ~~What are you going to do?~~ [...] Why would you get me something for a made up holiday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Curious. Because nothing says "I love you" like the death of a Christian martyr. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Very. [...] I suppose not. Though I wonder why death or love must factor in at all. ~~If you purchase fifty identical nightgowns I will see to it that you are scolded thoroughly.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Irony, perhaps. Will you get me chocolates for Valentine's, poppet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:24 am UTC (link)
	If I am to get you a gift, it will not be something tacky and overdone. I am insulted by your question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:27 am UTC (link)
	So then I shouldn't purchase something like this for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You should not, that is highly inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Ah, then I'll make sure to purchase the edible bikini instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:32 am UTC (link)
	That is even more inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I do so love your pout, Miss Hockney. It's ever so attractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:35 am UTC (link)
	I am not pouting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you are. With your ~~kissable~~ lips poking out and your chipmunk cheeks. ~~I need to get laid.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I do not have chipmunk cheeks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Don't be ridiculous. My cheeks are like that of a human being. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Not when you pout and they puff up. Then you look like a chipmunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I do not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You do, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:50 am UTC (link)
	You are merely attempting to bother me. It will not work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Very well. I promise I won't let you know what I'm really thinking about right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:33 am UTC (link)
	[...] Why? What are you really thinking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I just promised I wouldn't tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)