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Nobody is smart but Daryl Hockney (the_automaton) wrote in musings,
@ 2010-12-27 21:59:00

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moriarty, sherlock holmes

Private to A. Morgenstern
Have you spent the weekend in France again, or has our routine of Sunday communication fallen by the wayside?

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I just promised I wouldn't tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
	You made that promise to irritate me because now I am aware that you are thinking of something you will not disclose to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I could be thinking of nothing at all, you know. Or maybe it's something so lewd it'll make your ears pop off your head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. You have given me infinite possibility without possible relief. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like every time I'm around you, poppet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:54 am UTC (link)
	That's ridiculous, I am not nearly that maddening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Of course you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 02:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm not. Name one instance in which I have given you a legitimate reason to consider me "maddening." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 02:03 am UTC (link)
	When you climbed into my bed after you broke into my house. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 02:09 am UTC (link)
	How was that maddening? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 02:13 am UTC (link)
	You'd call me crass if I told you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 02:14 am UTC (link)
	~~No I~~ ~~Oh.~~ I believe that was an explanation in of itself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes, it was. [...] The fact that you didn't immediately jump down my throat is reassuring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Well I [...] recognize that the situation was brought about solely due to my own actions. You did nothing to cause its occurrence and merely reacted to my presence. It would be [...] misplacing blame if I were to assign it to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 02:21 am UTC (link)
	[He is speechless for several minutes before calling a flower shop and requesting a single, long-stemmed white rose be delivered to Daryl's apartment.] ~~That's a~~ I Thank you for not immediately jumping on me. Very kind of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 02:23 am UTC (link)
	~~It isn't kindness,~~ It's logic. Unless you have telepathic abilities I am unaware of, you could not have created the situation. [Shortly after this is sent, before he has a chance to reply, she sends a second message.] ~~Why did you~~ The number of roses in my apartment has increased. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Has it really? What happened? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 02:29 am UTC (link)
	One white rose was delivered. You wouldn't happen to have anything to do with this, would you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I would. Do you like it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, it is very elegant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad you're pleased with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	I am. It has found a home in a vase that desperately needed to be used. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so very glad you've found a use for your vase, poppet. Coming up with uses for vases can be quite taxing, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I had considered smashing it at three o'clock in the morning in the spot I calculated to be directly above your bed, but I have always been partial to its colors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	The fact that you know where I sleep is at once erotic and disturbing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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