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Nobody is smart but Daryl Hockney (the_automaton) wrote in musings,
@ 2010-12-27 21:59:00

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moriarty, sherlock holmes

Private to A. Morgenstern
Have you spent the weekend in France again, or has our routine of Sunday communication fallen by the wayside?

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Very. [...] I suppose not. Though I wonder why death or love must factor in at all. ~~If you purchase fifty identical nightgowns I will see to it that you are scolded thoroughly.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Irony, perhaps. Will you get me chocolates for Valentine's, poppet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:24 am UTC (link)
	If I am to get you a gift, it will not be something tacky and overdone. I am insulted by your question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:27 am UTC (link)
	So then I shouldn't purchase something like this for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You should not, that is highly inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Ah, then I'll make sure to purchase the edible bikini instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:32 am UTC (link)
	That is even more inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I do so love your pout, Miss Hockney. It's ever so attractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:35 am UTC (link)
	I am not pouting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you are. With your ~~kissable~~ lips poking out and your chipmunk cheeks. ~~I need to get laid.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I do not have chipmunk cheeks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Don't be ridiculous. My cheeks are like that of a human being. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Not when you pout and they puff up. Then you look like a chipmunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I do not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
	You do, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 12:50 am UTC (link)
	You are merely attempting to bother me. It will not work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Very well. I promise I won't let you know what I'm really thinking about right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:33 am UTC (link)
	[...] Why? What are you really thinking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I just promised I wouldn't tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:44 am UTC (link)
	You made that promise to irritate me because now I am aware that you are thinking of something you will not disclose to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I could be thinking of nothing at all, you know. Or maybe it's something so lewd it'll make your ears pop off your head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. You have given me infinite possibility without possible relief. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney napoleonic_star 2010-12-28 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like every time I'm around you, poppet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: A. Morgenstern/D. Hockney the_automaton 2010-12-28 01:54 am UTC (link)
	That's ridiculous, I am not nearly that maddening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)