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Derek Hale has a terrible life. (invitoduce) wrote in multifariousic,
@ 2015-12-17 11:15:00

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	invitoduce 2015-12-17 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	If that's your hypothetical way of asking permission to join Lydia's crusade to find me the perfect girl, then no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imadmymistakes 2015-12-17 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Not find. Just help you not close yourself off to potentially good options. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	invitoduce 2015-12-17 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	No. I like how things are better when I'm ~~voluntarily~~ by myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Derek | Malia | Stiles

cmnus
2015-12-17 05:15 pm UTC (link)

That's not fair to say, you've only had bad experiences. It's not supposed to feel like how it felt with you.

The problem is that you keep on surrounding yourself with toxic women because that's what you're attracted to. It's a subconscious attraction, but it takes a conscious effort to change. You need to try to assess why you're interested in these emotionally distant and evil women, then work from there.

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	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles invitoduce 2015-12-17 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	That's entirely fair to say because I've only had bad experiences. ...thanks, Dr. Phil? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles imademymisatkes 2015-12-17 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Braeden wasn't bad. It wasn't permanent but it's a step in the right direction. And look at all the other Dereks. They've all had the same experiences and now they're happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles invitoduce 2015-12-17 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Good for them. They're not me and no, they haven't. I don't want a white picket fence with a wife and 2.5 kids. ~~Nothing good ever lasts, anyway, I don't even know why they're trying. They're wasting their time.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles cminus 2015-12-17 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	You don't need a wife and kids or a white fence to be in a happy productive relationship. I've seen you with and without a good relationship, and you're like 800 times happier when you have the right woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles invitoduce 2015-12-17 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	I don't need a woman to be happy. You wouldn't ever say that to a woman. "You're like 800 times happier when you have the right man," right? I'm fine, Malia, seriously. Even if I was interested in a relationship, right now I'm too big a mess to be worth anyone's while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles imademymisatkes 2015-12-17 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to keep being a mess as long as you keep telling yourself that. Look at me and Malia, we hooked up in a mental institution when I was possessed by an evil spirit on a murdering spree. We made it work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles invitoduce 2015-12-17 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, you're right, that is inspiring. All I need is Eichen House and I'll be right there with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles cminus 2015-12-17 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Just open your eyes. The right person will find you whenever it's the right time, you just need to let them in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles invitoduce 2015-12-17 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah well...maybe you're right, but I don't really see it happening here. This place is teeming with teenagers and no thanks. No offense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles imademymisatkes 2015-12-17 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	There's no rush. We're just saying that by some miracle, we've seen Derek Hale actually happy. It's possible so I guess we're just trying to say to keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles invitoduce 2015-12-17 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	~~That's him. I'm me. You two need to learn to separate~~ I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Derek \| Malia \| Stiles cmnus 2015-12-17 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles imademymisatkes 2015-12-17 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	We should start charging by the hour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles cmnus 2015-12-17 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe we can get a talk show. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles imademymlstakes 2015-12-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Write a book, sell the rights to some hotshot director/producer and make it a movie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles cmnus 2015-12-17 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Then drop everything to become actors and get casted as the main characters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles imademymsstakes 2015-12-17 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? I was thinking Brad Pitt could play my role. We have similar face structures and -- super attractive bodies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles cmnus 2015-12-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	I like you better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malia \| Stiles imademymisatkes 2015-12-17 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Or yeah, that. I like that answer better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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