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Derek Hale has a terrible life. (invitoduce) wrote in multifariousic,
@ 2015-11-23 19:40:00

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Is there anywhere here someone with an abnormal metabolism can get a drink and actually feel it, a little? Asking for a friend. ~~No idea why I'm in the mood, but I am. Don't judge me, Lydia.~~

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	DEREK. selfigniting 2015-11-24 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Why are you no fun? What happened to the fun? You see a pretty girl and the fun is already gone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LYDIA. invitoduce 2015-11-24 02:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm just going to stop talking to women all together, at this rate, I think, to save a shred of my dignity, you monster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. selfigniting 2015-11-24 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Ugh you're the literal worst. Fine, you do your thing, but if you don't have a date with someone within the next couple of weeks I will auction you off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LYDIA. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah that'll go real well. "Do I see $5? Five dollars? ...$2.50? $2.50 to literally anyone above the age of nineteen? He's housebroken...?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. selfigniting 2015-11-24 03:04 am UTC (link)
	...Do you seriously think that no one wants you? That's it. I'm doing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LYDIA. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
	No, stop it. That's not what I meant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. selfigniting 2015-11-24 03:08 am UTC (link)
	That's exactly what you meant, you're doing that thing again and since I can't tell you how much of a catch you are because that's so gross considering the things that have happened here, I have to let other people say it for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LYDIA. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:10 am UTC (link)
	You seem to have missed the emphasis on the age that I used. It's not that I'm not desire-worthy (although I think a "catch" is probably a bit of a stretch), it's that I don't want to date high school kids and that's all there fucking is here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. selfigniting 2015-11-24 03:12 am UTC (link)
	That's not true. There's that girl you were talking to who arrived a little while ago, blondie up there, that blond girl with a toddler running around... you have options! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	LYDIA. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Wow, three whole options, one of whom is married to Scott McCall, if we're thinking of the same person, and the other two who may or may not have relationships of their own, you're right. I'm swimming in options, I don't know why I don't have a love life firmly in place, yet... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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