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Derek Hale has a terrible life. (invitoduce) wrote in multifariousic,
@ 2015-11-23 19:40:00

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Is there anywhere here someone with an abnormal metabolism can get a drink and actually feel it, a little? Asking for a friend. ~~No idea why I'm in the mood, but I am. Don't judge me, Lydia.~~

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DEREK.

detectivespivot
2015-11-24 02:28 am UTC (link)

[Quickly,] Oh no, I wouldn't shoot you! I mean, unless you were hurting someone to the point where their life was at risk, that's kind of my job, but no, not because you're a werewolf, that's crazy. ...Do people try to shoot you?

[Her voice lowers, as if she's speaking about a hidden conspiracy.]
I wonder if I work with a werewolf. That would be - I would be so jealous, everything would be so much easier for them.

[Her face falls.] Other than the whole being shot thing! That's not easier. That's terrible, not that part.

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PATTY.

invitoduce
2015-11-24 02:34 am UTC (link)

[He clears his throat a little. Or set my family on fire...] I've been shot a time or two.

Actually, getting shot is easier for me than it would be for you. I heal fast. I have it easier than the bitten wolves, though. I've had these senses my whole life, with a short exception that's a long story. They get it all at once. You'd be surprised the things you hear and wish you didn't. ~~Or smell, for that matter.~~

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DEREK.

detectivespivot
2015-11-24 02:41 am UTC (link)

So it comes with healing abilities? Of course it does. [She waves her hand in annoyance with herself.] Faster metabolism, faster healing, duh. I didn't think about your senses being heightened though.

And I believe it. I've been shot and it's seriously no fun. I was down for weeks. [She wrinkles her nose.] So annoying.

Thank you for showing me. You didn't have to do that.

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	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 02:43 am UTC (link)
	It comes with a lot of abilities. Weeks? Yeah, that sucks. I'm usually good in a few hours. [...okay, maybe Lydia's right and he kind of enjoys the showing off. A little. Maybe.] No problem. Better showing you myself than you Googling me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 02:47 am UTC (link)
	A few hours? Seriously? For a gunshot wound? [She almost pouts.] I hate you a little... I would never do that, that's awful. Do people do that to other people here...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I've healed from worse than a gunshot wound in less than a day, but yeah. Hours. [He smiles a little.] Don't hate me too much, huh? I don't know, probably. If they do, I doubt they'd admit it, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 02:52 am UTC (link)
	No promises, I was out of work for forever. And in the hospital, you don't even have to suffer from the hospital bills at that rate. Well I won't Google you. I promise. Besides, how do I know what I'd find is true anyway? It's the internet. As long as you don't Google me. I mean, I guess I wouldn't know, but that's just weird, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 02:54 am UTC (link)
	This is about as internet savvy as I get. I don't have the patience for Google, trust me, you're safe on that front. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Good. Because there could be embarrassing pictures. ...Not that I take embarrassing pictures I'm just saying. You know. Just - Just, good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 02:58 am UTC (link)
	...well now I kind of want to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You said you wouldn't! You can't take that back, that would make you a liar. And you shouldn't lie, that's a horrible first impression. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I won't, but I kind of want to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Why, so you can find embarrassing pictures of me on the internet? I didn't know werewolves could be so mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Well, you know, you can't tempt a person like that, Patty. It's like offering a little kid candy and then saying "Psych!" and taking it away. So, you're the mean one here, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Mean and manipulative, twisting my words like that. I don't know, I'm starting to feel like you might be one of the bad guys here. I just got here and I think I'm falling in with the wrong crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh, now that just hurts my feelings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 03:15 am UTC (link)
	You know, I really don't think it did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PATTY. invitoduce 2015-11-24 03:26 am UTC (link)
	And marginalizing them, too, wow you're two for two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DEREK. detectivespivot 2015-11-24 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Alright, I get it, you're one of those guys. ~~Those cute tattooed werewolves. One of those. How many of those are there?~~ I have faith that you'll heal, Derek the Werewolf. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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