December 15th, 2008

[info]cottoncandyvamp in [info]morphinggrid

Mother, I can understand that you're annoyed over the Wilson thing, but it's not my fault. He was boring! And there was zero connection! I'm not going to spend eternity with someone just so you can have grandchildren. Selfish cow! It just wasn't going to work out, he and I were a big no-no. So shipping me off to the middle of no where is a bit extreme okay, maybe not knowing you.

You could have at least left me where there was a Prada store! And somewhere where I can get a bottle of B positive. I am so hungry!