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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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third chase. [04 Jan 2012|12:01am]

This student body doesn't knwo hoe to aprty right. Call me GGRkhek but girls dancing like white girls dance isn't really nice liek all the time. k a little. Why does everyone dance like a white girl? Slash like a totla whore? Not that thers' anythign wrong with that.

When the snow mlts I want a partyy in the wodos. And if I bear comes after us well then there goes your face. WHERE IS DIONYSUS

Also idk what the lady belwo if talkign about, I'm down with softcaore pron in a hallway. Foyer. fuck


.one. [04 Jan 2012|07:15am]
Honestly, people put no effort whatsoever into fake identification. Do you honestly think that anyone is going to believe that you're a 54-year-old Jamaican man with those breasts, sweetheart? It's just lazy. Appallingly so.

And when I card you - because, yes, I will inevitably card you - a least try not to look like you've recently murdered someone and have their body out in your trunk at that very moment. Just a little effort, please. I'll still laugh and refuse to serve you, but perhaps not quite so condescendingly.

Just a thought.

four~ [04 Jan 2012|11:00pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I've successfully made it through my first week of classes without identifying anyone fail-worthy off the bat. Who knows, this could turn out to be some kind of trend.


Nails. [04 Jan 2012|11:13pm]
[ music | Phantasmagoria - Eternal Silence ]

So, classes are like, okay...

But I'm seriously going to need my nails done by the end of the week.

I mean, you can't give up looking pretty just because you're busy.~


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