Tab Gallagher | Coyote (withitshegoes) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-03-18 19:10:00 |
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Okay, next person that comes in here snookered up and with some sort of alcoholic beverage spilled on their hardware, I am biting you. I will throw your shit out the window and then I will bite you. I am a god among men, but even I can't fix beer in your circuitry and your momma did not buy you that nice shit for you to ruin it like a moron. Seriously. What the fuck? We're at a record high this weekend.
And while I will freely state that I am rabies-free, do you really want to take my word for it?
In short: Beer/Vodka/[Insert alcoholic beverage of your choice here.] + Electronics = No. Unless you want my teeth in your posterior in a non-enjoyable way.