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Tweak says, "use the force"

kate bishop (hawkeyetwo) wrote in momadness_net,
@ 2021-06-23 09:59:00

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If anyone's considering catching a ride from a pterodactyl, I would highly recommend against it.
And if you do catch a ride from a pterodactyl, try not to fall off.
And if you do fall off, definitely aim for a tree to break your fall.
And if you do aim for a tree to break your fall, try not to hit every branch on the way down.

So, ouch. I'm pretty bruised and scratched up. And it kinda hurts when I breathe deep.

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	hawkeyetwo 2021-06-24 01:37 am UTC (link)
	Uh... no... I don't normally seek medical attention. That tree was both a blessing and a curse, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lafemmerouge 2021-06-24 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I'm not one to judge, but death via tree branch is going to be one stupid way to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetwo 2021-06-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I mean... I'd much rather it went down as "death by falling from pterodactyl" if I have any say in it? If I'm able to walk around, it's all good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lafemmerouge 2021-06-24 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Nope, terribly sorry. We're going to put 'beaten by tree'. Have you ever seen gangrene? Don't google before eating, that's all I'm saying on that. Do you at least have peroxide and some antibiotic cream?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeyetwo 2021-06-24 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Dang, that's mean. Of course. I've got all the first aid stuff: bandages, neosporin. This isn't my first rodeo. Think they'd give me some pain killers in medical? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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