lindsay likes to throw things (according2sal) wrote in mnhttnprjct, @ 2010-03-24 20:50:00 |
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Entry tags: | #national news, lindsay van der jagt |
Entertainment Tonight Broadcast
Opens to reveal a very aged Mary Hart (or Mary Hart Clone) who is standing in the middle of a set surrounded by tv screens and featuring the ET logo.
"Good evening, we begin our coverage straight from New York, where we have a breaking story about today's startling events in the life of popular Television Host Lindsay Van der Jagt. Lindsay is known to millions as the beloved Stationmaster Sally on the children's show Storytime Station, which airs Saturdays on NBC."
Camera switches to footage of Storytime Station featuring Lindsay playing her accordion, followed by some Paparazzi shots of her entering the Four Seasons and then footage of someone being loaded into an ambulance as the story is continued.