TO: A. Kline, L. Shipton, L. van der Jagt

Math question: how many casual coffee rendezvous equals 1 date?

To: Bryan Curtis
From: Lindsay Van der Jagt


so. repeat of last week? only this time you want to go out to dinner first or just skip it entirely?

To: Naomi, Liz, Aubrey
From: Lindsay "She's still got it" Van der Jagt

Remember my date where Naomi had to get me a new skirt? I'm still seeing the guy. I think I kind of like him. He's a nerd but in a kind of hot way.

TO: Naomi, Lindsay, Aubrey

Oh god, he's drunkenly texting me. What do I say?

To: Lindsay Van der Jagt
From: Carter Jackson


Hi Lindsay. It's Carter from the coffee shop.

To: Bryan Curtis
From: Lindsay Van der Jagt
Subject: Um Hi.

So it was nice talking to you last night. Sorry if I seemed a bit overly emotional. It was just kind of late. You want to do dinner sometime or something? I hope I didn't scare you off

Linds

WHO: Carter Jackson and Lindsay Van der Jagt.
WHAT: The two run into each other on their respective morning caffeine runs. Someone ends up with a free drink.
WHERE: Some random coffee shop.
WHEN: Monday morning, June 28th.
RATING: G.


( Well, that’s good, because as much as I love it, I think I’d wonder if you didn’t have children and watched it in your spare time. )

WHO: Naomi Richardson and Lindsay Van der Jagt
WHAT: Girls' Day Out--thoughts of widowhood and broken relationships; discussions of books
WHERE: The Exhale Mindbody Spa, Upper East Side, District 0
WHEN: The afternoon of 16 June 2029
RATING: PG-13 for Lindsay's language (and Naomi's!)

To: Eli Blake
From: Lindsay

You did get home all right, didn't you? No panty raids at your place by overzealous officers of the law?

To: Kiki Addison
From: Lindsay

Where the fuck is my dry cleaning? Also, don't go bringing anymore strays home unless they're Easterners. I don't want to deal with the bureaucratic headaches.

To: A. Kline, L. Shipton, L. Van der Jagt

You've been staying at home all weekend, right?



To: Camille

I haven't heard from you in a while. You haven't started any riots yet, have you?

TO: LZindsay van der Jagt, Aubrey Kline, Naomi Richardson

When did my ex husband start blogging.

To: Naomi Richardson, Liz Shipman

Aubrey's police guy is kind of odd. Not sure what but I kept feeling like he was trying to hide from me. ZZ. That is all I have to say.



To: Aubrey Kline

Cody's friend was a spaz. Honestly, is there something wrong with me that I make men run the other way?



To: Eli Blake

All right, this dancing around and planning but never doing thing is getting tiring. You, Me. Night of drinking and sexual innuendo/acrobatics. Y/Y?

TO: Lindsay van der Jagt

You better not have signed me up for Match.com.

To: Lindsay van der Jagt

Hope you're having a fabulous vacation. Meanwhile, whore fairy is busy making herself look like a complete tool.

To: A. Kline, L. Shipton, and L. Van der Jagt