Entertainment Tonight Broadcast Opens to reveal a very aged Mary Hart (or Mary Hart Clone) who is standing in the middle of a set surrounded by tv screens and featuring the ET logo.
"Good evening, we begin our coverage straight from New York, where we have a breaking story about today's startling events in the life of popular Television Host Lindsay Van der Jagt. Lindsay is known to millions as the beloved Stationmaster Sally on the children's show Storytime Station, which airs Saturdays on NBC."
Camera switches to footage of Storytime Station featuring Lindsay playing her accordion, followed by some Paparazzi shots of her entering the Four Seasons and then footage of someone being loaded into an ambulance as the story is continued.
"Today she took on a different role, possibly one more sinister. After meeting a mystery man, who authorities were unable to identify, at the Four Seasons and spending several hours with him inside the hotel, Lindsay was found alone in the bathroom of her room, apparently having suffered some sort of attack. Hotel staff was summoned to the scene by 911, who were notified by a wireless assistance device Lindsay wears on her person in case of accidental injury. She was then rushed to NYU Medical Center for treatment and observation. Sources close to the television star were not willing to comment at this time about the nature of her illness beyond it being an "allergic reaction" or clarify if drugs were involved."
Mary clone turns to her co-host off screen. "Well this is just startling on several levels, isn't it? First off, someone that is idolized by millions of children hospitalized and second to have it be under such nebulous circumstances. Especially considering some of the stories we've heard about her in the past year since she broke up with her costar Blaine Markland." Press Play to Continue Feed.