McKinley High - OOC

In Chronological Order
Your Fantaberry Drama



-- Santana has a brief freak-out in the awesome greenroom of freaking out and starts praying to Jesus (no, seriously). During this time, she says (under her breath) something along the lines of '& I don't know what I'm doing, Jesús, when did I turn into Rachel Berry? First I have sex with Finn" (insert brief pause to cross self) "& then I have a solo at sectionals?"

-- Rachel overhears and is not pleased. Cue surprise at not knowing about this (ATTN: UNLIKE SHOW CANON, DO NOT ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER KNOWS ABOUT THIS, PLEASE. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ARE BRITTANY AND QUINN. ALSO FINN, BUT YOU BETTER HAVE ALREADY KNOWN THAT. KTHX.) as well as confusion because she thought she and Santana were friends. Cue more shock at Finn and more anger over not having a solo.

-- The following exchange happens:
Rachel: YOU HAD SEX WITH FINN?
Santana: YEP, SURE DID.

-- By the way, this all happens IMMEDIATELY before they go on stage. Rachel says something along the lines of, "I REFUSE TO PERFORM WITH THESE TWO" while gesturing like a madwoman at Finn and Santana.

-- Santana says something like, "YOU CAN HAVE HIM, I DON'T WANT HIM!" Finn is highly offended.

-- While on stage, Santana makes bitchy faces at Rachel while her back is to the audience. She doesn't even want Finn, but her pride is wounded and stuff and when she gets defensive, she gets extra arrogant plus bitchy. A winning combination, I personally think.

-- Afterwards, Rachel tries to beat the crap out of Santana but is restrained by ___________ (volunteers needed!).

-- Finn is mad at Santana for telling, but she was just trying to pray, all right? Finn probably has just given up on religious girls by this point in his life.

-- Rachel feigns sedateness, then starts egging on Santana again. Santana becomes incensed and says something along the lines of, "OH, YOU WANT TO HIT ME? WELL, LIKE MY MOTHER SAYS AT SUNDAY DINNER, COME AND GET IT!" Rachel replies with, "IT'S ON, YOU SOLO STEALING HUSSY!" and punches her in the boob while Santana is making a big show of bouncing around like a boxer with her fists up. Rachel then makes a run for it after realizing that she made contact.

-- Santana starts chasing Rachel around and then at one point chases her around Finn, who is just like "OMG WTF." Finn starts spinning around and gets dizzy, BUT he recovers quickly and grabs Santana as she attempts to lunge for Rachel again.

-- Sensing that something ominous will probably happen soon, Quinn tries to talk down Santana while Finn holds her back. Rachel is hiding behind the others. Santana starts screaming about how "RACHEL HIT ME IN THE BOOB, MY BOOB, WHO DOES THAT?" while Rachel yells back, "YOU CAN'T KILL ME! YOU NEED MY TALENTS! AND YOUR BOOBS ARE FAKE ANYWAY!"

The End

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Okay so all this drama stuff is unbelievably entertaining, but I'm also kind of confused.

WHO IS PISSED AT WHO?

Because you know, between the lesser dramatic Mercedes/Quinn/Tina/Party thing and the CRAZY Sam/Kurt/Matt drama, I can't really tell, especially since everyone is defending everyone and WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE WORLD.

Our characters need to like...pick sides.

:)

ETA: OH AND THE FANTANA STUFF

THE WEEKEND mckinley_high CHANGED FOREVER.

THIS IS A MOD PROCLAMATION.

Seriously... we have legit discussions about Pokémon regularly. Usually they are mostly about Justine's love for Charmander but today we have a new guest star... ODDISH!




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