mcdermott college of the arts.

To: devry
From: epalmer
Subject: (none)

Hey babe. Before you talk about how outdated emailing is and why I didn't just text you instead, I'd just like to say for the record that emailing is a lost art and I'm bringing it back. Also, I broke my phone and it's gonna be a few days til I get it back. So if I'm not answering your texts, that's why.

Good news, I'll be in town right away. So you can prepare accordingly by digging out your naughtiest lingerie.

Just kidding. Kind of.

Who: Chloe and Callas
What: Talking/arguing about Bex and Jeremy
Where:Keaton
When: Monday April 26th (backdated)

( The best of intentions )

Who: Eric and Callas
What: Skipping school like cool kids and going to Boston. Oh, and extensively discussing the state of their relationship.
Where: Downtown Boston.
When: Tuesday, March 16th.
Rating: PG-13, really.

( We really don't trust each other even a little bit, do we? )

Who: Eric and Callas
What: She comes over with a proposition for sex. They end up doing something different entirely.
When: Thursday, December 10th after this.
Where: His dorm in Keaton
Status: Complete
Rating: Harder than PG-13, softer than R ... well, maybe not harder than PG-13.

( You're having complications with your oh so complicated relationship with this guy so you want an easy fuck out of me? Gee, desperate much? )

To: brentdavidson@mcdermott.edu
From: madeleinedevry@mcdermott.edu
Subject: [left blank]

For the record, your friend can stop interfering in my life now. Jeremy has no right to tell me who I can and cannot see.

This whole thing is a mess and I do not want or need anyone else involved. So kindly tell him to fuck off or I will.

Left with Jeremy for Auden, on Tuesday, September 29th: a plate of bourbon laced chocolate chip cookies, as promised. Accompanying them is this note:

( Dear Captain, )

WHO: Callas and Chloe
WHAT: Some advice.
WHERE: their dorm room
WHEN: the afternoon of Wednesday, September 23
RATING: PG (language)
STATUS: Complete

( You're going over there to sit and do homework together? Oh, Chloe. I can't decide if that's sweet or just plain nauseating. )

WHO: Callas Devry and Bex O'Shaughnessy
WHAT: Callas makes the decision to head back to the Hamptons after the disaster with Eric.
WHERE: The Hamptons, NY
WHEN: August 16th
RATING: PG (language)

( Oh, sweetie. Chlorine is not going to kill your shirt. )

To: madeleinedevry@mcdermott.edu
From: ericpalmer@mcdermott.edu
Subject: (none)

Miss me yet?
- Eric

PS; your real name is Madeleine? How proper.

Who: Callas and Eric
What: Eric stumbles over to Callas's dorm room, slightly (or more than) drunk/high.
Where: Callas's dorm room.
When: Backdated to July 24th.
Rating: PG-13

( I can’t, and you keep pushing that line like… like you don’t even hear me. )

Who: Callas and Eric
What: Eric bothers Callas, it accidentally turns into a date (much to Callas's dismay). Lots of bickering and some random kissing.
Where: Student lounge between Keaton and Janning initially, and then Harper Cove and back.
When: Backdated to Tuesday, July 15th/09
Rating: PG-13. Potty mouths!
Status: Complete.

( It's the pull of the naive ex-virgin to the campus bicycle )