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Commissar Ciaphas Cain (bythechainsword) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2011-05-26 23:21:00

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ciaphas cain, dean winchester, eridan ampora, hiling care, ibram gaunt, nena trinity, suzaku kururugi, yosuke otoha

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[In a chilled but cozy hole-in-the-wall of a planetside tavern, the Valhallan 597th celebrates its latest victory.]

[Decorated officers, men and women alike, dominate the building as they carouse and joke, cheeks flushed red with the joy of another victory, as well as due to a fair amount of alcohol in their bloodstreams. Delicious food is plentiful, and whether you like to flirt or gamble, opportunities for both are abound.]

[In a fashionably late manner, Cain strides into the tavern, standing tall and proud with a goofy damn grin plastered on his face, wearing a fresh greatcoat and uniform. Right behind him, his rather malodorous and less-than-easy-on-the-eyes aide Jurgen slips inside. Fortunately, most people should be too drunk to care about his absurd body odor, or the skin diseases which are amazingly resistant to the finest medical technology the Imperium has to offer.]

[Gesturing over to the woman running the bar, who looks sufficiently impressed when she realizes who he is--the famous Commissar Ciaphas Cain, hero of the Imperium, admired and respected across the galaxy.]

Barkeep, a round for the finest men and women to have ever served in the Imperial Guard. It's on me. [Gathering up a waiting mug, he raises it and strikes an incredibly perfect dramatic pose, his voice booming with equal dramatic flare.]

A toast--to Valhalla! To the Emperor! [And amid the enthusiastic cheers, Cain chugs down the brew without stopping for a breath.]

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((OOC: Eat, drink, and be merry! Everyone here is human, and either a citizen of the Imperium or a member of the Valhallan 597th! Don’t worry if you don’t know the canon; Cain’s subconscious will basically ignore any discrepancies.))

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caligulasaqua
2011-05-29 09:03 pm UTC (link)

Well, yes, but you're ... You, I'm surprised there aren't more Cadets who are jealous of my position! [It's more they're relieved they don't have to deal with Eridan as much anymore. If Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium can't deal with the over enthusiastic cadet's ... Tendencies, then no one can. See, Eridan talks about himself in a dramatic light -- A lot, but that's not what the problem is. The problem is when he acts on these dramatics. Too well, in fact. His genocidal complex has gotten himself and others in more trouble than it was worth. His almost inhuman skill with guns most likely the only reason he's still alive at this very moment.]

You better frakking believe that I'm ready for another round for the Emperor!

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	bythechainsword 2011-05-29 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Cain grins and orders Eridan another drink. He is going to have to do more "cover is your best friend HUG IT" drills so that he doesn't go running and shrieking across the battlefield again, but that can wait for another day.] Add an order of grox to that. [Glancing back at his younger charge.] Want any, Ampora? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caligulasaqua 2011-05-30 05:06 am UTC (link)
	[Another day, indeed -- Hopefully, there are more days then before he has to go running and shrieking across the battlefield, which seems to be the case at the moment. After all, Eridan is going to be drinking himself into a stupor anytime now, as well as filling his stomach with his favorite meal.] Do I? Frak, yeah, I do! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2011-05-31 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Two orders. [Gathering up their fresh drinks, he slides one over to the Commissar-Cadet and raises his glass. Maybe if he gets Eridan drunk enough, he can tuck the kid away somewhere and then move on to the quieter and more personal pursuits of the evening.] Your call, Ampora. What'll we toast with this round? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

caligulasaqua
2011-05-31 02:47 am UTC (link)

[Once Cain slides his drink towards him, Eridan picks it up and raises it when Cain does the same with his own, the two glasses now up in the air. Of course, the Commissar-Cadet looks smug as he does so, making a toast with not only his hero, but his mentor! Of course he's already gotten himself quite tipsy, so Cain's plan was most likely going to succeed at any moment.] What will we toast ...?

The genocide of all our enemies for the Emperor, of course! Oh, and all the psykers, too!

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	bythechainsword 2011-05-31 03:15 am UTC (link)
	[Cain starts to drink to that, and then the precise words catch up and he sputters.] Er... You might want to rephrase that into something more-- inspiring, first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caligulasaqua 2011-05-31 03:23 am UTC (link)
	[Eridan was already drinking once he finished his little toast, though at least he pulls the glass away from his lips when he notices Cain doing the same.] -- Inspiring? What's not more inspiring then the complete annihilation of our enemies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bythechainsword 2011-05-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	[He already knew Eridan's marks weren't fantastic in the area of verbal morale-boosting, but he has to try and correct this.] "Victory to the Imperium" implies the annihilation and denigration of our enemies. Saying it leaves nothing to the imagination, you see. To that end, no one likes psykers, but you really shouldn't single them out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

caligulasaqua
2011-05-31 04:24 am UTC (link)

Nothing to the imagination, huh...? Hmm...

... Yeah, but as for psykers I really don't like them! They're all fake supporters to the Emperor, you know? They shouldn't even be able to breathe the same air we do. Though, I suppose if they're dying for the Emperor's cause like the ones that are sanctioned, that's not too bad, but...

Come on, can't we just toast to their deaths either way?

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	bythechainsword 2011-06-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
	[Cain knows this is going to be a losing battle, and the fact that Eridan is drunk won't make it much of an easy struggle.] ...how about I propose a toast in that vein, and you promise to brush up on your inspiring words tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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