PM ♕ Prospitian Monarch (promoted_pawn) wrote in marinanova, @ 2012-08-22 12:17:00 |
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Entry tags: | :4th wall, dirk strider, eridan ampora, momo mizrahi, prospitian monarch, subaru nakajima, vriska serket |
[video]
[PM is seated on the desk at the post office, one leg crossed over the other. She's wearing her mail uniform, and also a matching navy blue eyepatch over one eye, and her expression calm and pleasant.]
Greetings, everyone! I'm afraid I don't have enough welcome baskets for everyone, and it is possible you may only be here for a limited time anyway, so please enjoy your visit while you can. I can try to answer your questions, too!
My name is PM: the Prospitian Monarch. Umm, there's another reason to make this broadcast. It's part of a punishment for something I did the other day.
[She clears her throat and reads off a little notecard.]
On day 179, Jack Noir, also known as the Sovereign Slayer, kidnapped one of my dearest friends in all of paradox space. The Slayer then privately broadcasted himself trying to assault and torture my friend.
In response, I hunted him down and cut his arm off.
So! I must apologize. Not to Jack, because he's a horrible little man and had that coming, but for allowing my temper to get the better of me. And also for entertaining him and his sick little games for so long. I've learned my lesson, and I will never do that again.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
[... hi, 4th wallers!]