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❦ Damon Salvatore ❦ (reaction) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-03-14 09:30:00

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amy pond (spn), damon salvatore, kija, kitty pryde (aoa), leia organa, souji okita, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

day 367 :: open
Morning, prisoners. Welcome to one more day of absolute boredom and suffering. [ quite the exaggeration there, but Damon's been in a pretty bad mood lately. he's annoyed, frustrated and everything ever. ~~(mostly looking at you, veridical!)~~ Elena, the only face from home he could somewhat tolerate, has once again disappeared into the abyss or stabilizer or whatever. he can't, for the life of him, understand why she keeps being played like a yo-yo. ]

For those of you who are new and for those of you who don't know me, I'm Damon. I run the Blood Shack at Sector 5. [ he's sitting in the back office right now, enjoying a full glass of whiskey. ] I'm looking for fresh blood. Not of the bag variety. Trust me, I have plenty of those in stock. I need bartenders and waitresses, and all kinds of multitasking types. If you're keen on racking up some points for good behavior, or are simply incredibly attractive, or you're looking for a way out of a purposeless existence, blah blah blah, let me know.

[ he points a finger to himself. ] Feel free to ask me any questions. Totally, one hundred percent-ly, open to it. [ he finishes his drink and pours himself another glass. (it looks like someone's not looking to get through the day sober.) ]

Also, ooh. Important to note. We pride ourselves in being discreet about what we serve and who we serve them to. So if your deep, dark secret at home is enjoying sucking on a brain or two, being a cannibal or an alcoholic, we've got you covered. No worries. [ he ends the feed with a wink. ]

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	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-14 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I was thinking of picking up a brain sucking habit. It's nice of you and the wardens to look out for me. [Both kidding and trying not to think too hard about the gross. If you look very hard this is also a, "nice to see you again, Damon. How are things post Elena?" message. You may have to look very closely for that.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reaction 2016-03-14 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Tsk, tsk. No mentioning the wardens. As of two days ago, they're dead to me. [ he blinks and stares at the glass in his hand. clearly, he's had way too much to drink because what in the world is he doing having feelings about this whole issue? time for a quick change of subject. ] Looks like someone's going to be having a busy day spying on the new arrivals... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kitty_has_claws
2016-03-14 02:32 pm UTC (link)

Two days, huh? [That sounds about right. She looks him over through the feed and decides not to push it just yet, letting him change the conversation. After all, it didn't go that well when she decided to comfort Spike when he lost Rose. Maybe she doesn't have a career in consoling vampires who have lost their girlfriends or their...complicated whatevers.]

You know it. [Why deny these things? Who doesn't want a Defense Force leader who admits to spying and jokes about eating brains?] Last time we were in the double digits. Should be interesting to see how today turns out.

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	reaction 2016-03-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	What'll happen the day there's a severe overcrowding in Prisneyland? Hm? [ it's a legit question. something that's bound to happen someday. the ones who shall not be named are pricks. ] I guess I could go back to breaking a few necks, draining a few bodies... Good ol' times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-14 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Damon, don't help. [She sounds a little tired saying it. Can she go a few months without having to make hard decisions about people she generally likes please?] We're a very long way from overcrowding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reaction 2016-03-14 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Good thing I never thought to sign up for the DF. Don't know if I'd be able to handle that rejection. [ he fakes a pout. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-14 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	I think you're a survivor. Excuse me if I don't lose any sleep over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reaction 2016-03-14 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	[ he lets out a teensy weensy smirk, amused. ] A century and a half later, I have to tell you, surviving gets a little boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-14 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	You could always try protecting other people. [Instead of offering to gut them.] Or just having friends or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

reaction
2016-03-14 04:18 pm UTC (link)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. [ this conversation's getting a little too heavy for his taste. ] Last I checked, I'm a monster. Not a teddy bear. I don't need friends. F-Y-I, a friend is someone who only needs you when they want something and then they're gone. [ or they die. (a horrible, fiery death.) ] What's the point?

Take it from me. You'd be much better off on your own. [ don't make him bring up the number of times she'd been down in the dumps because of someone she cared way too much about. ]

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kitty_has_claws
2016-03-14 04:30 pm UTC (link)

You...remind me too much of me sometimes. [Not her today maybe. She just went on a really good date with Reid last night. Things are looking up there and some of her friendships are more complicated than they used to be, but they're still there.

She's probably lucky Damon was busy with a returned Elena recently. With the right (wrong) timing they could have made some pretty epic mistakes together during her single, low points.]

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reaction
2016-03-14 04:56 pm UTC (link)

And here I thought I was all kinds of special and one of a kind. But whatever it is you're thinking, and whatever it is you think you know about me, I can tell you right now that you're wrong. We're nothing alike. You'd go out of your way to save a bunny from a burning building. I'd sacrifice the lives of a thousand men and women and children if it serves my most basic interest.

[ ~~epic lay > epic mistakes. yes? no?~~ ]

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	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-14 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I wasn't about to start calling you my twin or anything. I already kind of have one of those. [Another version of herself. Whatever. She's pretty sure that's the bunny saver in the "family." ~~Maybe.~~] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reaction 2016-03-15 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	I wondered about that. [ because he could have sworn he saw two Kittys in one sector once before while he'd been vamp speeding about. ] Who is she? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-15 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Are you looking for an answer other than Kitty Pryde? [Not a doppleganger, but she doesn't know to clarify that.] She's a version of me from another world where things went differently. Also a few years younger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reaction 2016-03-15 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Considering we're stuck in this world, I guess just about anything's possible. So. Who's the better Kitty? [ it's a serious question. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2016-03-15 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	How is that a question? [She is.] Me. Of course. [She's not a killer. She hasn't made every bad life decision that came her way.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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