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Day 330 | Video
Greetings, fellow domelings. [Any Phanan video that starts off this smugly is never a good sign. He's in the clinic, boots hygienically propped up on the table, beaming out at the camera just as brightly from his organic eye as his artificial one. He does look a tiny bit serious as he starts in on the bad news but it will rapidly vanish as he talks.]

For those of you who haven't realized it by not Martha Jones is no longer here with us. She was a good doctor and a better person and I think we can all agree we were the better for her presence in this place. On a related note Alex and I will now begin our new reign of terror as leaders of the clinic. With our specialties in pediatrics and battlefield medicine we are obviously very relevant to the needs of this dome. Please bring all your medical problems to us from now on so we can make fun of you for getting hurt while we fix you. And if we have any new doctors among us who are interested in joining our new medical regime speak now or forever hold your peace until you get bored or change your mind or something.

Again, that's reign of terror, new head doctors, quality service. See you soon.