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Tweak says, "There's a shoe in my pizza"

Captain Jack Harkness (foreverjack) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2014-06-09 15:02:00

Entry tags:

aidan reilly, anya jenkins, artemis crock, data, ianto jones, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), kitty pryde (evolution), martha jones, nico di angelo, piper halliwell, rebecca crane, sam winchester, spencer reid, tieria erde, zatanna zatara

Day 275 / Video / Locked to Defence Force
[Jack appears on the screen, a glimpse of his living room behind him. He looks pretty calm, and a lot more centred than he has done recently. Finally getting the best of Spike (because even if he died, Spike still has to heal) has done wonders for his confidence regarding getting the situation settled once and for all.]

I figure it's about time for a general update on the Spike situation. I've spoken to quite a few of you about this over the last week or two, but a general pooling of information would seem sensible.

Everyone should by now be aware that five nights ago Spike went on a bit of a spree. I don't know exactly how many people he attacked, but we have reports or punishment notices for Ton Phanan, Piper Halliwell, Nico di Angelo, Martha Jones and Clay Kaczmarek. There may have been considerably more.

I haven't heard of any fatalities so I'm assuming there weren't any, since he's been pretty careful so far not to kill anyone who wouldn't come back. But if you know of anyone who got killed, or anyone else who got hurt, please let us know – and please encourage people to tell the Defence Force if something like this happens. We can't help if we don't know!

Anyway, I think I've managed to put Spike out of action for a while, so hopefully we have time to do what we need to do to make sure he's not a threat to people's safety any longer. Which means putting his soul back into his dead, demon-possessed body to give him back his moral compass.

Ladies with the magical abilities, how are we doing with the spells? Let us know if there's any ingredients or anything you need, and we'll see if we can get them for you. [One of the spells he found mentioned something called an Orb of Thesulah, and he's not at all sure that's something that can be found within the dome. But there were other spells, and he's had the magic users looking them over for him for feasibility.]

The rest of you? We need rehabilitation points to get Spike's soul back. I spoke to the wardens yesterday and they confirmed that we can pool points for it, but it's going to need a lot of them. So anyone who has any spare points, please can you let me know? Conscienti said you'd need to give consent in person, but we can deal with that nearer the time. For now, all I need is a list of people who are willing to donate points, and once I have that I can go back and ask if that's enough points for what we need. So, names, please!

Aside from that: patrol. Spike seems to have slunk off to lick his wounds for the moment, but I don't know where he's holed up and I don't know how long we have. So patrol. Look out for him or any kind of trouble that he might be behind – as well as the normal stuff, of course. Spike's not necessarily the only threat we have here.

[He takes a breath.]

Okay, I think that's all for now. Questions, comments, suggestions?

[Private video to Anya]

Hey, can I talk to you about Spike?

((OOC: Feel free to approach Jack in person rather than over the network if you prefer. He can be found pretty much anywhere in the dome: at HQ, patrolling (Sectors 0-2), in the library, getting coffee, near his apartment (Sector 4), or even going for his daily swim in the sea! :-)

Also, if you want your character to donate rehabilitation points but don't want the hassle of threading it out, feel free to leave an OOC response to that effect here too, to keep everything in one place!))

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readystopwatch
2014-06-19 10:20 pm UTC (link)

"You're the only one here that stood up to him. That sort of thing is bound to set him off." Ianto points out before adding dryly, "Also he's a complete lunatic which may have influenced things. Someone needs to stop him, though and we are good at doing the unpleasant jobs it takes to keep people safe."

He pauses a moment then gives Jack a squeeze. "Try not to get killed if I'm not going to be there. I don't like letting you come back alone."

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foreverjack
2014-06-20 08:50 am UTC (link)

Jack's lips twist wryly at the 'complete lunatic' part, then he leans forward to set down his coffee mug and twists round so he can look Ianto in the eye as he says, "You know I can't promise no to get myself killed. You know that if it looks like someone else is going to get killed, I'm going to put myself in the way if I possibly can. I mean, it's not pleasant coming back, but it's not so bad that it's not totally worth it to save someone else's life."

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readystopwatch
2014-06-21 12:06 am UTC (link)

"I know you'll always sacrifice yourself to keep people safe, even if it hurts. I admire that a lot about you, for the record." Ianto informs him, serious and sweet all at once. He's not in trouble for getting killed the other day, and it's not meant to guilt him into anything. He just always worries. "But if it looks like you can get out of it without anyone at all dying, well, that would be nice, too. I don't like when you die, especially if I'm not there."

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foreverjack
2014-06-21 08:17 pm UTC (link)

"I know." He can't deny that it's nice when Ianto's there when he dies - he likes to think he can sense Ianto's gentle care for him even while he's not really present himself - but he managed perfectly well for years before Ianto turned up and he's perfectly capable of doing so again. Like he did the other day, with Spike.

Although, if he were really honest with himself, he would admit that it would have been nice to have had Ianto there that day, instead of having to come round by himself. He consoles himself with the thought that knowing Ianto is out of danger is definitely worth it.

"You know, I had an interesting suggestion from the younger Kitty," he mentions slowly, following this thought through to a different conclusion. "She said she might be able to make the spellcasters intangible so Spike wouldn't be able to hurt them while they were performing the spell. I wonder if she'd be able to do the same to you? Then you could be there."

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readystopwatch
2014-06-21 10:58 pm UTC (link)

"No, thank you. There will be enough magic flying around without you having to worry about me, too." Not to mention the idea of being in a situation where he might find people needing his help only to be unable to because he has suddenly become incorporeal sounds terrible. They really are going to have to have a conversation about overprotectiveness after all this but for now it just seems easier to avoid trouble entirely.

"Anyway, what if you did something particularly heroic? I wouldn't be able to kiss you if I was intangible."

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	foreverjack 2014-06-23 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Jack can't help but laugh at that. "Fair enough. Far be it from me to prevent you from rewarding my potential heroism! Though, you know, there might be other people being heroic as well. Are you intending to kiss them too? They might feel left out if you don't..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-06-24 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Ianto grins, glad for the lightened mood. The whole laugh in the face of certain doom thing is something he likes about Jack. He can't resist teasing him. "Would you be jealous if I did?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2014-06-24 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	"As hell," Jack agrees cheerfully, and then smirks. "Though it'd certainly be worth it just to see their faces!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-06-24 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	He likes the thought of Jack jealous. It's enough to make him set aside his empty mug and give him a smile that's pure mischief and flirtation. "So if I did this," Leaning in for a hot, intimate kiss with just the right amount of tongue to get his attention, "What sort of face would you make?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2014-06-25 06:32 am UTC (link)
	The smile and the kiss are hot enough that it's a moment before what Ianto says around them filters through. He quirks an eyebrow. "Are we talking about you kissing me, or kissing them?" Because they're talking very different reactions there, depending. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-06-25 11:39 am UTC (link)
	Ianto may have started out talking about other people, but all his attention is on Jack right now. "Well we wouldn't want you to get jealous, so I suppose I better be talking about kissing you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2014-06-27 08:33 am UTC (link)
	"Oh well then. I suspect that, at that point, a bit high on adrenaline and so on, my reaction might be something like this!" He he pulls Ianto close again, firmly, and proceeds to kiss the hell out of him for being hot and playful and so damn close. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readystopwatch 2014-06-27 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Between his vampire injury and Jack's death they haven't done much outside of cuddling for the past few days which makes this a very welcome change as far as Ianto is concerned. He kisses back, shifting a bit and pulling Jack practically into his lap. "Exactly the reaction I was hoping for." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2014-06-27 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh yeah?" He goes with the pull easily, climbing into Ianto's lap and barely moving back at all in order to speak. He brushes smiling lips against Ianto's. "Perhaps we should continue this practice session a little further. Just to make sure we know exactly what might happen." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

readystopwatch
2014-06-27 08:43 pm UTC (link)

"Well," Ianto says slowly, sliding the suspenders off Jack's shoulders so he can untuck his shirt and slip his hands inside, running them along the warm skin of his back. "I'd start by telling you how impressively brave and manly you are. And I'd probably kiss you quite a bit more." The kisses move along his jaw and neck as he murmurs, "Even if there were other people watching."

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foreverjack
2014-06-28 08:19 pm UTC (link)

Jack smirks a bit at the slide of Ianto's hands over his shoulders and down to his waist, and then his lips part as those hands slide up inside his shirts, air suddenly seeming a little short in supply.

"Would you now?" he murmurs, chin lifting as Ianto's mouth starts to roam, to make more room for him on those gorgeous sensitive areas of his jaw and throat. "I like that idea. Everyone staring, you showing them just how much you love me."

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readystopwatch
2014-06-28 08:33 pm UTC (link)

"Mmm," Ianto makes a noise of agreement as his hands leave Jack's waist to begin deftly working on the buttons of his shirt. Until the scabbing vampire bite on his neck fully heals he's been passing up his normal suit collars and ties for jeans and t-shirts and in his opinion Jack is currently overdressed. It only takes a few moments to get his shirt out of the way. "Everyone would be very jealous."

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	foreverjack 2014-06-30 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Jack moves automatically to assist the removal of his shirts, shivering slightly at the cooler air on his now bare torso and leaning forward to tug Ianto's t-shirt upwards too, wanting skin on skin. "Of course, they might be so used to us now that they barely even notice," he comments slyly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

readystopwatch
2014-06-30 11:55 am UTC (link)

"Oh, they would notice," Ianto quips back as he leans forward from the couch enough to let Jack tug his shirt over his head. His hands go right back to his waist once it's done, pulling him closer and loving the contact. "Especially if I get very excited. I might get a little handsy." One hand accompanies the statement by finding Jack's ass and giving it a playful squeeze while the other undoes his fly and slips inside.

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foreverjack
2014-07-03 08:01 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah?" he asks, rather delighted, pulling Ianto's t-shirt off and dropping it somewhere behind him. Public displays of affection and taking charge: two of his favourite things from Ianto. He gasps at that squeeze to his ass, instinctively shunting forwards in response, and then he pretty much stops breathing altogether as Ianto's hand slides down inside his trousers.

"Right in front of everyone? They'd definitely notice this!"

Not that he really thinks Ianto would go quite this far in public, but it's a very enjoyable fantasy.

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readystopwatch
2014-07-04 02:17 am UTC (link)

Ianto quite likes taking charge as well. One of the things he enjoys the most about the physical side of their relationship is how unpredictable and capible of change it is. The hand inside his trousers begins to move while the other stays firmly in place on his ass, giving him leverage if he wants to move, along with the occasional playful pinch.

"Oh, I don't know, if you had your coat on they might not notice." He replies, happy to keep this little fantasy going. He's rather enjoying it, just like he enjoys tugging the trousers off Jack's hips and shoving them off him as best he can. "Of course, they might notice if I did that."

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foreverjack
2014-07-05 09:03 pm UTC (link)

It wouldn't be the first time Jack had got away with something beneath that coat, but it would be the first time with Ianto and anyway, the image is beyond hot. Especially when combined with the way Ianto's expertly working his cock to full hardness. He pushes into that wonderful grip, his own hands gripping onto Ianto's shoulders, until Ianto stops it all in order to try and get his trousers off. Then he groans, and uses that grip to lift up, incredibly grateful that he hasn't got around to putting his boots on yet so, for once, with a bit of judicious (and well-practised) wiggling, his trousers will slide off along with his socks without too much trouble.

Leaving him naked in the lap of a still jeans-clad - though topless - Ianto. He smirks down at him, his own hand reaching for the button on said jeans. "Yes, I think they might notice this. Shame I can't get away with the raincoat and high heels and nothing else look like Charlotte did yesterday. That would be fun."

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readystopwatch
2014-07-06 01:07 am UTC (link)

"You can get way with that any time you want, but don't you dare use another coat. And the high heels might be an odd touch." Ianto instructs him, looking a bit dazed at the idea of going out in public with Jack wearing nothing but his coat. To be fair he's had a bit of a thing for that coat since day one.

He makes a pleased sound as Jack gets to work on his jeans, his own hand never faltering as it continues to move lazily along the length of his cock.

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foreverjack
2014-07-06 11:45 am UTC (link)

"I'll have you know I look great in high heels!" Jack objects, grinning, deftly unfastening Ianto's jeans and reaching in to palm the still-covered but obviously happy to see him cock within.

Then he tilts his head, as it comes home to him just how far Ianto's obsession with his coat has gone. "Want me to put the coat on now?" he asks, eyebrows raised. He's not honestly sure they could really get away with the coat and nothing else in public here, but they can pretend, here.

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	readystopwatch 2014-07-06 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Ianto's cock twitches in Jack's hand at the coat suggestion. Part of it is the coat itself, sure but a lot of it is just how much he always likes trying new things with him. So he smiles and catches his lips in a kiss before replying, "Alright. Go get the coat." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)