Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "It's not slash, it's canon."

Username: 
Password:    
Remember Me
  • Create Account
  • IJ Login
  • OpenID Login
Search by : 
  • View
    • Create Account
    • IJ Login
    • OpenID Login
  • Journal
    • Post
    • Edit Entries
    • Customize Journal
    • Comment Settings
    • Recent Comments
    • Manage Tags
  • Account
    • Manage Account
    • Viewing Options
    • Manage Profile
    • Manage Notifications
    • Manage Pictures
    • Manage Schools
    • Account Status
  • Friends
    • Edit Friends
    • Edit Custom Groups
    • Friends Filter
    • Nudge Friends
    • Invite
    • Create RSS Feed
  • Asylums
    • Post
    • Asylum Invitations
    • Manage Asylums
    • Create Asylum
  • Site
    • Support
    • Upgrade Account
    • FAQs
    • Search By Location
    • Search By Interest
    • Search Randomly

Conscienti ([info]ai_conscienti) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2014-04-07 12:59:00

Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Entry tags::conscienti, :day post, kitty pryde (aoa), neil perry (au), todd anderson (au)

DAY 266 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 266 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ cloudy with scattered showers ].

The unforeseen abundance of [ tribbles ] yesterday has now been cleaned up. Due to the extreme nature of this event, no punishments will be given out at this time. Harming or killing pets in the future will be punishable according to the [ facility rules ], as always.

Neutered and spayed tribbles are now available for adoption in the [ Pet Café ] in Sector 1. We thank you for your patience in regards to this matter.

Request for inmate [ William Pratt ] is now available for pickup at the Kiosk.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Mail submissions go here! )



(Post a new comment)

[action]
[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-07 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Mirror, mirror on the wall, I've got a question.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-07 04:11 pm UTC (link)
How may we assist you, inmate [ Kitty Pryde ]?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-07 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Is it possible to request another inmate's soul if he's not currently using it?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-07 04:55 pm UTC (link)
[ Correct ]. It is possible.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-07 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Do I have enough points for something like that?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-07 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Request [ denied ]. You do not currently have enough rehabilitation points for a request of this magnitude.

Please come back when you've furthered your [ rehabilitation ].

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-08 05:07 am UTC (link)
It was hypothetical. No need to go throwing out the d-word at me.

Can you tell me how far I am from a request like that? Double the points I have now? Less? More?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-08 10:10 am UTC (link)
[ Negative ]. We do not give out estimates as it would hinder natural rehabilitation and allow the focus to fall on a scale of [ monetary transaction ].

[ That said, we're not done discussing it. There's a lesson in here. ]

How much is a [ human soul ] worth, inmate [ Kitty Pryde ]?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-08 01:41 pm UTC (link)
About another bake sale's worth I'm hoping.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-08 03:13 pm UTC (link)
We were not being [ humorous ]. What is your perception of the value of a human soul?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-08 03:15 pm UTC (link)
[Well, she's not about to say that it's priceless when she very much wants a price and the lowest one she can get.] That it's worth more in a person than floating around doing nothing.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-08 03:16 pm UTC (link)
You are suggesting control over another individuals [ soul ]. Is this morally sound to you?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]kitty_has_claws
2014-04-08 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Is this a trick question? Do I have to answer your riddles three before I cross the bridge or something?

Tell me if you can install a soul once it's here.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-08 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-08 03:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-08 04:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-08 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-09 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-10 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-10 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-11 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-12 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-13 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-13 12:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-13 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-14 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-14 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-15 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-16 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-16 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitty_has_claws, 2014-04-18 01:32 am UTC
kiosk || also Todd is coming along
[info]had_not_lived
2014-04-12 01:15 am UTC (link)
[It's the second day in a row that Neil's visiting with the Wardens, this time with Todd in tow. This one's a little more embarrassing, though, and as such he's a bit shyer about coming up. But it needs to be done; the alternative, getting in trouble for a rules infraction, is decidedly worse. They've discussed this. It was awkward.

It's only going to get worse.]


Um, hello-- we're sorry to bother you, but we... need some help?

[Oh god why do they have to talk about this.]

(Reply to this) (Thread)

kiosk || also Todd is here
[info]mumbled_truth
2014-04-12 01:18 am UTC (link)
[ Todd says nothing. Todd is somewhat behind and to the side of Neil - not too close, but close enough to hopefully work as a physical barrier of sorts, to help keep this conversation closed. He glances over his shoulder, trying to focus his efforts on not letting his face turn too red.

That's not really the kind of thing you can will into not happening, though. ]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-12 08:22 am UTC (link)
How may we help you, inmates [ Neil Perry ] and [ Todd Anderson ]?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]had_not_lived
2014-04-12 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Well, we've been reading through all the rules you have here and--

[He pauses to take a breath, and figure out how to put it delicately. Glancing at Todd doesn't make him feel much more confident right now.]

We need a-- license, I guess? We're married, [he mumbles.]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-13 12:17 pm UTC (link)
Do you intend to register for a [ red ] or [ blue ] license?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]mumbled_truth
2014-04-13 05:19 pm UTC (link)
[ Todd can speak up here - or, at least, he feels bad making Neil handle this entirely, even if Neil is usually the one to do most of the talking. ]

Um... blue, that's the one that's just for... one specific person, right?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-14 02:33 pm UTC (link)
[ Correct ]. The blue license is limited to a group of a maximum of [ three ] inmates and covers all manners of [ sexual activities ].

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]had_not_lived
2014-04-14 03:15 pm UTC (link)
There are only two of us.

[Scandalous, robots! Really.]

I guess that's what we need, then, please.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]mumbled_truth
2014-04-15 01:30 pm UTC (link)
[ Three? Oh my. Todd takes a moment there, and at the way the machine says sexual activities. Gosh, he's red now. ]

U-um... yeah.

[ And he clears his throat. ]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-15 06:45 pm UTC (link)
[ Hey, some people end up in unconventional constellations. ]

Protocol requires us to repeat it to ensure all parties are well-informed about the license they are about to enter:

A sex license allows you to engage in any type of sexual activity with the partner(s) of your choice. To obtain such a license you must:

• Agree to the license. All parties will be asked individually to limit the possibility of coercion.

• Be subjected to a psychological review to determine your fitness.

• Submit to sterilization proceedings if those entering into the contract are compatible for offspring. This process is reversible and harmless, however, you are serving a lifetime sentence in a facility that has forbidden procreation, so it is hardly necessary.

• Wear a blue wrist monitor that will protect you from any false life sign readings that may have otherwise indicated a transgression.


Do you agree to these terms?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]had_not_lived
2014-04-15 07:39 pm UTC (link)
[Hey, give them a break. Todd hasn't lived through the sixties yet, and Neil never will.

This is hideously embarrassing.]


Yes, of course, it's fine.

[The sterilization procedure sounds terrifying, he is really, really glad they're not, um, compatible. That way.

The sooner they get this over with the sooner they never have to speak of it again.]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)


[info]ai_conscienti
2014-04-16 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Prepare for [ individual questioning ].

[ That means one of you go away now. ]

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

(no subject) - [info]mumbled_truth, 2014-04-16 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-17 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mumbled_truth, 2014-04-21 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-21 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mumbled_truth, 2014-04-21 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]had_not_lived, 2014-04-21 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-21 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]had_not_lived, 2014-04-21 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-22 03:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]had_not_lived, 2014-04-22 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-23 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]had_not_lived, 2014-04-23 02:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ai_conscienti, 2014-04-23 02:52 pm UTC


Home | Site Map | Manage Account | TOS | Privacy | Support | FAQs