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Tweak says, "Dean For Prez. Pie Everyday."

Rowan Fae (freepour) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2014-03-11 16:27:00

Entry tags:

aidan reilly, artemis crock, nico di angelo, piter de vries, rowan fae

Day 262 | Action
Rowan groaned in pain, having been forcefully woken up by hitting the ground. That was a first for him. He had a queen sized bed, how did he end up on the ground? Pushing himself up to a sitting position, he looked around. Oh, that's why he was on the ground. Who's bright idea was it for him to sleep on a park bench? Wait, why was he in a park, and not at home? Did he have one too many drinks and just passed out somewhere? Oh this was making his head hurt...

And then the welcome message. He managed to get through the opening statements, but when the list of his supposed crimes came up, he was done. So done. He pulled the communicator off of his face, then sat there staring at the strange device, contemplating everything and muttering to himself.

"Crazy technology, overalls ripped off from every prison show ever, waking up in the middle of a park with no knowledge of how I got here... Clearly, either someone is really good at coming up with elaborate pranks, or I've gone crazy."

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	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-12 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Neither. Welcome to paradise. [Another new guy. He always wondered why so many people approached him that first day. He's thinking it's the orange. It's like some kind of evil social beacon. ...Maybe it's just him.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-12 06:00 am UTC (link)
	He snorted at that. "Doesn't seem like any kind of paradise I've ever heard of. Have you seen any virgins walking about?" Because paradise is supposed to have seventy-two virgins waiting for you when you get in, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
	[Present! Not like it was this guy's business.] Are you planning a sacrifice? [Who the hell asks for virgins upon waking up in a prison? No. Nope. Shh. No.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-12 06:39 am UTC (link)
	"What? No! Why would I be planning a sacrifice?" He was both surprised and offended. How the hell did this kid make THAT connection? They were talking about paradise, not evil satanic rituals or whatever! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-12 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Why else would you want a virgin? Unless you're looking for an Oracle or maiden hunter? There aren't any down here. I've checked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-12 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	He sighed and dropped his face into his hands. "I have no idea what you're talking about, I was literally just making a joke about paradise supposedly having virgins waiting for you when you get in." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-12 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Well that's dumb. Paradise is just full of more dead people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-12 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	"Then how can this be paradise? I dunno about you, but I'm pretty sure I'm not dead; I hurt too much." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-12 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	That was sarcasm. If you were dead, I would have shoved you into the ground before now. [Or banished him or opened up a crack and let him fall in (he's not sure he can do that anymore...). Whatever.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-12 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh yes, because sarcasm is universally understood. If I was dead, we wouldn't even be having this conversation, because I would be, y'know, dead." He didn't really mean to sound sarcastic, but it just came out that way. Like a defense mechanism or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-12 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	[Nico thrusts his hand out.] Hi. Nico di Angelo, Ghost King, Son of Hades. I can talk to dead people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-13 12:59 am UTC (link)
	"Dead people, huh?" Rowan shrugged and shook Nico's hand with a firm grip. "Nice to meet you. The name's Rowan. No special titles or anything though." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-13 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. They're good company. [Better than the living.] Not everyone needs special titles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-14 04:30 am UTC (link)
	"Of course not, only the special people do. Though... I s'pose if someone were to give me a title, it would probably be along the lines of 'Bartender Manwhore Extraordinaire' or something like that..." He was thinking out loud here, a thing he seemed to do an awful lot lately... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-14 04:55 am UTC (link)
	[Bartender, okay, but...] Um, manwhore? I ... I'll just call you Rowan then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nico's like... 14, right? or somewhere around there? freepour 2014-03-14 05:56 am UTC (link)
	That made him laugh a little. "What, worried for your virtue?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	14. Yep! nico_di_angelo 2014-03-14 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Hardly. [This with a slight roll of the eyes.] Are you threatening it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	He shook his head with a smile. "Nah, you're a little young for my tastes, so your virtue is safe with me." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-14 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Tsh. I'd kick your ass into the ocean if you tried. [He'd said too young, not like, the wrong sex. Nico crosses his arms uncomfortably.] So your tastes are ... what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-15 12:04 am UTC (link)
	"Hmm, let's see..." He started ticking things off on his hands. "Adult... Male... Dominant... The list goes on, but those are the basics." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-15 12:12 am UTC (link)
	[Geez. He just says it like it's nothing... It's about where he reached "dominant" that Nico's face blanches red.] Um, okay. Don't ... that's fine... More than enough, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freepour 2014-03-15 01:27 am UTC (link)
	He snickered. He did say "manwhore", did he not? "You're the one who asked." He was having entirely too much fun teasing the poor kid. But on another note... "Y'know, you kinda remind me of my kid brother. He's much the same way when it comes to that sorta thing." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-15 01:39 am UTC (link)
	And I regret that. [He didn't know what he was expecting. He's familiar with "manwhores". His dad is a god. Every kid at camp had a god for a parent. They were not models of loving, monogamous relationships. It wasn't so much the "manwhore" part that got to him, but the throwing out he preferred males.] Okay... Is that a good thing or...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

freepour
2014-03-15 01:51 am UTC (link)

Well, it's not like he was ashamed of his preferences or anything. And what trouble people gave him when he first came out, well, that's probably part of the reason he ended up here in the first place.

He watched Nico for a bit, contemplating.

"I haven't decided yet. I barely even know you. Hell, for all I know, you could be a crazy mass murderer, out to add unsuspecting people who have recently been dumped in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere to your list of victims."

Not that he actually believed that, he was just making a point.

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	nico_di_angelo 2014-03-15 03:38 am UTC (link)
	[Nico is very much ashamed of his "preferences". It's hard to understand those who aren't. He's still uneasy, arms crossed and feet shifting. At least he isn't bright red any more. He shrugs.] That's what most people back home thought of me. I talk to dead people, I don't make them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)