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Bro Strider (proboscalypse) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-06-25 23:54:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, dirk strider, hatsuharu sohma, jack harkness, jake english, jane crocker, kitty pryde (aoa), lacus clyne, laura kinney, lelouch vi britannia, penelope garcia, rebecca crane, sawyer ford, yuuki kuran

[ day 225 ❣ voice ]
[Bro’s been a very busy man as of late! Though it’s true he spends a good amount of his valuable time harassing babyself and co., he has other important things to do. Plans to set in motion. “What kind of plans?” you might ask.

Let me tell you right now that you probably don’t want to know.

But regardless, you’re going to find out.]

Yo.

Aight, I got a pretty damn successful business back home and I’ve been thinkin’ of opening a storefront here. I like havin’ shit to do. Keeps me honest and all. But given the…nature…of the store in mind, I figured I should test the waters and I got a few questions.

If you ain’t too busy, mind if I hit you up?

…I’d say only 18 and up need respond but since it don’t seem like you gotta be legal to drink here, I’m guessin’ the age restrictions on the distribution of pornographic materials also ain’t countin’. So go ahead, I guess.

What a fuckin’ lawless den of iniquity.

[ooc: So if that wasn’t clear, Bro is hoping to set up an adult novelty store (pretty much a retail outlet for his smuppets and other sex toys) in Marina!! That’s what the questions he ask will be about and, provided your character looks/sounds over 16 (Bro actually does have some limitations to his grossness), they will be potentially embarrassing and deeply personal things like: are you in a relationship, are you sexually active, do you look at porn (on the internet, in print, etc), have you ever used a toy before on yourself/on someone else, is there anything that would enhance your sex life here, things like that.]

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	Re: voice proboscalypse 2013-06-26 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Legit. Anythin' in particular you're lookin' for? Making them ain't too hard but they're a lil more time-consuming than my usual project so I'd probably do a lot of 'em custom. Suppose I could always keep a stock of the typical ones too: nurse, maid, police officer, cowboy... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-06-26 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, those were the ones I was gonna say. Maybe you gotta hook up with someone else, too, since there's probably people into costume design. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-06-26 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Shit, kid. That's smart as hell. It'd save me a fuckload of time if I didn't have to try to pattern out everythin' by myself. What's your name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-06-26 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	I learned from a cousin who owns a costume shop to be used to fulfill adult fantasies. [Actually feels pretty cool for having this random piece of knowledge.] I'm Hatsuharu Sohma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-06-30 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a damn good place to learn. Bro Strider. I'll be keepin' you in mind if I ever need help with the shop when it opens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-06-30 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm already so honored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-06-30 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	[a quiet chuckle] As you should be, kid. This place is gonna be a huge success. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-07-01 12:18 am UTC (link)
	So. Is your name really Bro? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: voice proboscalypse 2013-07-01 01:30 am UTC (link)
	It's what you should call me. But it ain't my given name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-07-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I was going to say you must have had some cool parents to get a name like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-07-01 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Didn't have parents. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-07-01 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Sorry for mentioning it, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: voice proboscalypse 2013-07-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry bout it, kid. Raising myself never bothered me none. I like who I am and I sure as fuck wouldn't have turned out the same if I had 'em. How'd you end up here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-07-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Eh, the same as anyone else, really. I did some stuff and things that the wardens don't approve of. Didn't think any of the stuff was that bad, but it's their house their rules, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-07-01 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	They definitely ain't the most reasonable chunks of code. Like what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice moostery 2013-07-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, they exaggerated on some things, too. They must really be into drama. [A pause to give it a quick thought.] Crimes on my list were stuff like assault, public indecency, disturbing the peace, incest, harassment, wrath, trespassing, envy, other stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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