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Tweak says, "What happened to the fiddler?"

Bro Strider (proboscalypse) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-06-25 23:54:00

Entry tags:

bro strider, dirk strider, hatsuharu sohma, jack harkness, jake english, jane crocker, kitty pryde (aoa), lacus clyne, laura kinney, lelouch vi britannia, penelope garcia, rebecca crane, sawyer ford, yuuki kuran

[ day 225 ❣ voice ]
[Bro’s been a very busy man as of late! Though it’s true he spends a good amount of his valuable time harassing babyself and co., he has other important things to do. Plans to set in motion. “What kind of plans?” you might ask.

Let me tell you right now that you probably don’t want to know.

But regardless, you’re going to find out.]

Yo.

Aight, I got a pretty damn successful business back home and I’ve been thinkin’ of opening a storefront here. I like havin’ shit to do. Keeps me honest and all. But given the…nature…of the store in mind, I figured I should test the waters and I got a few questions.

If you ain’t too busy, mind if I hit you up?

…I’d say only 18 and up need respond but since it don’t seem like you gotta be legal to drink here, I’m guessin’ the age restrictions on the distribution of pornographic materials also ain’t countin’. So go ahead, I guess.

What a fuckin’ lawless den of iniquity.

[ooc: So if that wasn’t clear, Bro is hoping to set up an adult novelty store (pretty much a retail outlet for his smuppets and other sex toys) in Marina!! That’s what the questions he ask will be about and, provided your character looks/sounds over 16 (Bro actually does have some limitations to his grossness), they will be potentially embarrassing and deeply personal things like: are you in a relationship, are you sexually active, do you look at porn (on the internet, in print, etc), have you ever used a toy before on yourself/on someone else, is there anything that would enhance your sex life here, things like that.]

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	voice moostery 2013-06-26 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Does that include costumes? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-06-26 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Do you want it to include costumes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice smuppeteer 2013-06-26 05:30 am UTC (link)
	[ ...he's torn. Because on the one hand, he doesn't want to talk to Bro. At all. But on the other, he is so fucking curious. ] You ran a sex shop? [ Curious, and jealous. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-06-26 05:52 am UTC (link)
	[Not that you can see it, but Bro grins. So pleased. He gets to brag.] Kinda. It was more like a porn site with a substantial portion of the revenue comin' from handmade toy sales. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice; skulltop 2013-06-26 05:37 am UTC (link)
	[Jake doesn't listen to anything after "mind if I hit you up?" because HE WANTS TO BE ASKED THINGS! He wants to help Bro out!!!] Lay them on me, sucker!!! No one may expect the Spanish Inquisition, but I've endured enough ambushes to survive a Strider one! Hear hear! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice proboscalypse 2013-06-26 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	[Jake no.......... Bro just starts chuckling.] Alright, kiddo, but you're bringin' this on yourself. You watch a lot of porn, Jake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)