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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-17 18:52:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, hikaru hitachiin, kitty pryde (evolution), korra, mgann morzz, miranda lotto, nikola tesla, piper halliwell, piter de vries, roxy lalonde, wally west

Day 215; ⛎ Voice
Pay attention, numbskulls. Drop what you’re doing. Especially you. Princess. [Caliborn pauses for effect. Even if he sounds like Calliope, his sentences are his trademark staccato and melodrama, with a side of harshness.]

I have won Euphemia’s game. With many questions to spare. Because. I found the object. [This broadcast is suddenly punctuated by the shriek of a harmonica being violently blown into, followed by an equally annoying shriek of laughter.]

She thought she could trick me. On account of my being a superior being who doesn't give a shit about music. Seriously. Who even cares about this blowing device. Not me. [He blows into it again, this time sliding it so that there is some semblance of actual music. Kind of.] What is that? Just noise. But. It is still the perfect accompaniment. To her tears of defeat.

Front and center, wench. Present yourself and admit it. To the entire prison.

That I win. And you. LOSE.

[There’s another harsh harmonica blow.]

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	friendly_fire 2013-04-22 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Something like food or clothes or a toothbrush. Something you need for basic health, protection, and hygiene. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Then. I will say. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-22 02:14 am UTC (link)
	[She should be skeptical now, shouldn't she?] Is it larger than a loaf of bread. [She's still not sure why people kept asking about bread boxes.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 02:17 am UTC (link)
	[He is being truthful and honest! For an alien's needs.] What. I can't answer that. Because I don't know. How big a loaf of bread is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-26 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	[Goodness!] You've never had a loaf of bread? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have no desire to eat what is. For all intents and purposes. Completely flavorless cake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-26 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	I've never thought of it that way. But how do you know you wouldn't like it if you haven't tried it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't have sugar. It is not meat. I won't like it. End of story. Next question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-26 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'll replace my loaf question. [It won't count against her!] Is it larger than a basketball? Do you know what those are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	No. As in. I don't know what those are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-26 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, the size of a chair. Is it larger than a chair? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Finally. It took you long enough. To come up with a universal constant. No. It is not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-26 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	...How is that my...? [Sighing just a bit.] Is it edible? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. [Tense and terse. Hoping he can lead her astray without cheating SOMEhow.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-04-30 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Is it savory? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 12:28 am UTC (link)
	No. [Omg.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-05-01 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Is it round? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 04:35 am UTC (link)
	... In what dimension. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-05-01 04:36 am UTC (link)
	...Around? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 04:37 am UTC (link)
	God. Second. Third. Or fourth dimensionally round. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-05-01 04:38 am UTC (link)
	...I'm not sure. Which dimension is a pie round in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Second. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-05-01 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Then is it round in the second dimension? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-05-01 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ughhhh. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friendly_fire 2013-05-01 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Does it start with a C? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)