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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-17 18:52:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, hikaru hitachiin, kitty pryde (evolution), korra, mgann morzz, miranda lotto, nikola tesla, piper halliwell, piter de vries, roxy lalonde, wally west

Day 215; ⛎ Voice
Pay attention, numbskulls. Drop what you’re doing. Especially you. Princess. [Caliborn pauses for effect. Even if he sounds like Calliope, his sentences are his trademark staccato and melodrama, with a side of harshness.]

I have won Euphemia’s game. With many questions to spare. Because. I found the object. [This broadcast is suddenly punctuated by the shriek of a harmonica being violently blown into, followed by an equally annoying shriek of laughter.]

She thought she could trick me. On account of my being a superior being who doesn't give a shit about music. Seriously. Who even cares about this blowing device. Not me. [He blows into it again, this time sliding it so that there is some semblance of actual music. Kind of.] What is that? Just noise. But. It is still the perfect accompaniment. To her tears of defeat.

Front and center, wench. Present yourself and admit it. To the entire prison.

That I win. And you. LOSE.

[There’s another harsh harmonica blow.]

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	voice {2} deal_with_it 2013-04-20 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	[....seriously?] So is your ability to miss sarcasm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-20 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Is it. Is it really. Or. Am I merely accepting a stated fact. Even if delivered. Through human insincerity. [Why can't it be both, Caliborn.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	{3} deal_with_it 2013-04-23 02:08 am UTC (link)
	It's not a fact. A fact would have to be true! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-23 04:26 am UTC (link)
	You just contradicted yourself. On a public broadcast. How does that feel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	{4} deal_with_it 2013-04-23 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	SAR.CAS.M. What about that word don't you understand?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-24 02:12 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn starts giggling. Messing with people like Korra is a delightful treat to the meaner cherub.] You. Are one obtuse chick. Take a deep breath. And smell your own rank stupidity. No amount of sarcasm. Makes something less true. When it is objective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	{5} deal_with_it 2013-04-25 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	[SCREAM.] EXCEPT IT'S NOT TRUE. AT ALL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	[Caliborn starts shrieking with maliciously gleeful laughter.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	{6} no comment here nope deal_with_it 2013-04-29 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	[SHE HATES YOU. SO VERY. VERY. VERY. MUCH.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-29 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	[YES. GOOD.] [He'll eventually stop laughing, probably.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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