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Tweak says, "PAUSE"

Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-17 18:52:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, hikaru hitachiin, kitty pryde (evolution), korra, mgann morzz, miranda lotto, nikola tesla, piper halliwell, piter de vries, roxy lalonde, wally west

Day 215; ⛎ Voice
Pay attention, numbskulls. Drop what you’re doing. Especially you. Princess. [Caliborn pauses for effect. Even if he sounds like Calliope, his sentences are his trademark staccato and melodrama, with a side of harshness.]

I have won Euphemia’s game. With many questions to spare. Because. I found the object. [This broadcast is suddenly punctuated by the shriek of a harmonica being violently blown into, followed by an equally annoying shriek of laughter.]

She thought she could trick me. On account of my being a superior being who doesn't give a shit about music. Seriously. Who even cares about this blowing device. Not me. [He blows into it again, this time sliding it so that there is some semblance of actual music. Kind of.] What is that? Just noise. But. It is still the perfect accompaniment. To her tears of defeat.

Front and center, wench. Present yourself and admit it. To the entire prison.

That I win. And you. LOSE.

[There’s another harsh harmonica blow.]

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	genius 2013-04-20 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I understand not from Earth just fine. And I wouldn't exactly call little, green, and mean a superior race. Also known as playing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-20 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Then don't lump me in. With your "world's population." [Wait a minute. Wait a minuuuuute.] ... is that seriously. All it takes. To play this useless metal hunk. To a degree high enough for human consumption. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	[ e y e r o l l ] Some people will listen to anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
	I didn't think it was possible. But. Grats. You've convinced me that humans are even more fucking stupid. Than I previously thought. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-21 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Now, now, I wouldn't say all humans are stupid, but there certainly are those who are shining examples of profound idiocy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-22 01:26 am UTC (link)
	That you believe what you just said. Is proof alone. That it's a fact that is true for everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-23 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Such naïvety. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-23 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I know. Maybe. If you tell my sister. She will mourn your plight. As a stupid inferior beast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-23 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Okay, A? Never said I was human, sonny. B? Who said anything about sympathy? If sympathy were on the table, I wouldn't go looking for it from a child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-23 04:32 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn snickers at that.] I know you're ashamed. But it's too late to lie. Your humanity. It's right there. On your pink face. That I can't see right now. But I still know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius 2013-04-23 05:01 am UTC (link)
	[ nikola rolls his eyes and turns the feed off, sufficiently bored and out of patience. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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