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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-17 18:52:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, hikaru hitachiin, kitty pryde (evolution), korra, mgann morzz, miranda lotto, nikola tesla, piper halliwell, piter de vries, roxy lalonde, wally west

Day 215; ⛎ Voice
Pay attention, numbskulls. Drop what you’re doing. Especially you. Princess. [Caliborn pauses for effect. Even if he sounds like Calliope, his sentences are his trademark staccato and melodrama, with a side of harshness.]

I have won Euphemia’s game. With many questions to spare. Because. I found the object. [This broadcast is suddenly punctuated by the shriek of a harmonica being violently blown into, followed by an equally annoying shriek of laughter.]

She thought she could trick me. On account of my being a superior being who doesn't give a shit about music. Seriously. Who even cares about this blowing device. Not me. [He blows into it again, this time sliding it so that there is some semblance of actual music. Kind of.] What is that? Just noise. But. It is still the perfect accompaniment. To her tears of defeat.

Front and center, wench. Present yourself and admit it. To the entire prison.

That I win. And you. LOSE.

[There’s another harsh harmonica blow.]

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	[ audio ] corpsepartying 2013-04-19 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly, you deserve a crown. What a momentous accomplishment! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-20 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. I do. Even if. You don't actually mean that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corpsepartying 2013-04-21 12:04 am UTC (link)
	But I mean it with all sincerity, my friend! Why wouldn't I? [ snarkity snark snark. messing with caliborn is so fun for her. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-21 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Don't call me that. Ever again. I don't have those. [Said in anger, which is probably good, beceause it is unintentionally the saddest sounding thing otherwise.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corpsepartying 2013-04-21 02:44 am UTC (link)
	[ ahahah oh goodness. muffled giggling. aradia's not mean-spirited, per se, but she feels like those like caliborn deserve it. ] Yes, yes, of course. I will be sure to comply with that request. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-21 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Good. That's better. [He'll just ignore that giggling.] I met the other ugly one. With the horns. What is it called? Your "twin"? That one. I can't decide. Which one of you is more repulsive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

corpsepartying
2013-04-25 12:07 am UTC (link)

[ oh, well, great. caliborn has met damara, then. she sighs, internally rolling her eyes. ]

That would be Damara, and despite what you think now, I'm sure you two will get along swimmingly.

[ shudder. what a prospect. they're both unique kinds of horrible, and it's a bit dreadful to imagine what might happen. as far as aradia knows (so far), caliborn's just kind of Gross and Obnoxious, but oh goodness, when it all finally clicks... ]

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	ophiuchus 2013-04-26 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Me and her. Her and me. Whatever. That is impossible. She's disgusting with her. Words and implications. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	corpsepartying 2013-04-28 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm quite surprised, seeing as how that sounds exactly like your type. [ birds of a feather flock together, right? ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-29 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	[Maybe less applicable for birds of prey.] Don't you dare. Imply I have a "type." By outright stating that I do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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