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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-04-17 18:52:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, euphemia li britannia, hikaru hitachiin, kitty pryde (evolution), korra, mgann morzz, miranda lotto, nikola tesla, piper halliwell, piter de vries, roxy lalonde, wally west

Day 215; ⛎ Voice
Pay attention, numbskulls. Drop what you’re doing. Especially you. Princess. [Caliborn pauses for effect. Even if he sounds like Calliope, his sentences are his trademark staccato and melodrama, with a side of harshness.]

I have won Euphemia’s game. With many questions to spare. Because. I found the object. [This broadcast is suddenly punctuated by the shriek of a harmonica being violently blown into, followed by an equally annoying shriek of laughter.]

She thought she could trick me. On account of my being a superior being who doesn't give a shit about music. Seriously. Who even cares about this blowing device. Not me. [He blows into it again, this time sliding it so that there is some semblance of actual music. Kind of.] What is that? Just noise. But. It is still the perfect accompaniment. To her tears of defeat.

Front and center, wench. Present yourself and admit it. To the entire prison.

That I win. And you. LOSE.

[There’s another harsh harmonica blow.]

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	onelevelmeaner 2013-04-18 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Again, I'd like to see you give it a shot to see how far you get. My guess is not very far. No one's going to take your brattishness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-18 03:38 am UTC (link)
	[The grin falters, and Caliborn sighs dramatically and flickers his black snakey tongue at Hikaru.] I'm talking about murdering everyone, you idiot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onelevelmeaner 2013-04-19 01:08 am UTC (link)
	I got that, you idiot. What I said still stands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-20 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'll have you know that being a brat. Has nothing to do with my capacity for murder. I can throw a tantrum. And then. Drop bleeding bodies all over the prison. With equal prowess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onelevelmeaner 2013-04-21 01:13 am UTC (link)
	[Yawns.] People have made such threats before. The bots, Defense Force and wardens will handle it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-21 01:33 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn starts snickering.] That will be. Your fatal move. I'm not like anyone you've ever met. Or will ever meet again. I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onelevelmeaner 2013-04-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Yup. That's what they all say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-04-21 02:17 am UTC (link)
	And yet. None of them are me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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