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Tweak says, ""Put it on me, go on.""

Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-12-21 20:05:00

Entry tags:

dick grayson (all-star), dirk strider, helix wamtani, jane crocker, kitty pryde (aoa), sheryl nome, shirley fenette, tony stark

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I've been convicted of a murder that I didn't commit. And I literally mean an actual murder I didn't commit -- it's not something back home that I'm just too chickenshit to fess up to.

And the thing is, Veridical stuck this D/s collar on me, so at first I thought it was just making up some excuse to avoid admitting it was jealous that I'm already in a relationship. But then it turned out I'm not the only one being punished.

So who all out there has to deal with this bullshit today?

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	one_liner 2012-12-24 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Really? That's interesting. Is there an occasion, or are you just awesome at bad luck? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I've got a theory, but I don't want to talk about it over these things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	one_liner 2012-12-24 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm willing to drag my ass out to pick up some useful intel. But just so you know, I had this clever plan to manipulate you into telling me that's now going to waste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Aw, how disappointing. Why don't you try it anyway? Just do it over here. Educational center, art room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	one_liner 2012-12-24 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, already burned the schematics. Have to wait for the next time I find you useful. On my way. [He's only just free of his robotic babysitter, so a good time to gather come information.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'll catch me totally off guard. [ He sits there working on his second painting, which is of Owen Wilson urinating on the kiosk. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	one_liner 2012-12-24 03:09 am UTC (link)
	[Tony pops into the education center, and smirks at the painting.] Oh, you got the fun punishment. I'm jealous. And also impressed that one painting can so clearly convey its message without you actually writing "fuck you" on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 03:11 am UTC (link)
	[ His first painting, which is two random dudes engaging in anal sex, sits on another canvas, drying. He shrugs as though it doesn't much matter one way or the other. ] Just doing what I do best, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

one_liner
2012-12-24 03:16 am UTC (link)

[Tony looks equally amused at the porno. He'd be more put off that the only person around here with taste is a kid, but hell, he was a genius kid, so he doesn't talk down to other ones. Being spoken to like a child sucks, even when you happen to be one.] Be sure to share Moe and Curly's splendid critiques with the rest of the class.

Until then, what's up with this non-crime and punishment? Other than the Wardens' taste for fine art, of course.

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	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 03:20 am UTC (link)
	[ He pulls his headset off and tosses it onto a nearby table when Tony asks. ] There was a murder in Sector 6. Some of those giant wasps. Apparently, anyone who was there at the time is getting charged for it -- or at least me and my bro Jake are. You ever been to Sector 6, Stark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	one_liner 2012-12-24 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Not yet. I've got my hands full trying to get anything done with this shit scrap they call technology. [Now that is interesting. A slow smile.] They couldn't tell who it was. And yet they can pinpoint who's getting a blowjob in a dark alley at any other location. That does open up certain possibilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 03:29 am UTC (link)
	It sure does, doesn't it? [ He touches up the painted urine stream a little. ] Headset communications don't always go through right in there, either. Sometimes they don't send or receive, and sometimes there's static. Some experimentation is in order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	one_liner 2012-12-24 03:44 am UTC (link)
	A hypothesis worth testing, for sure. What's the plan, pop off some rule-breakers and see what gets you nailed? So to speak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

smuppeteer
2012-12-24 03:48 am UTC (link)

[ He's quiet for a moment, tongue poking out as he focuses on his painting. Then... ]

They can tell who's all in there at one time even if they can't tell who's committing a certain crime. So if we're gonna try something like that I think we need to gather a bunch of people in there all at once.

I can't go back in for three days. [ He gestures toward the collar. ] But that's okay, because I'm already having a party on Day 204.

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	one_liner 2012-12-24 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if they'd even be able to tell a crime was committed if no one got killed. [Yep his mind went right to the sex rules. And possibly stripping robots for parts.] Hell, if it stops them from watching us in the shower I'll build a damn hotel there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2012-12-24 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I wonder indeed. You're formally invited, then. [ No, he hasn't asked Roxy and Jake if they're okay with him co-opting the joint birthday party for this. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	one_liner 2012-12-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Beautiful. I'll bring something to keep the teethy things away, or at least turn them into vaporized whatever-the-hell. Maybe now that I can actually work without Cousin It over my shoulder, I can finish a few things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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