Maniacal Laughter: Isanity in the Form of Roleplay

Apparently someone asked for me, so... I'm here now. So... hello?

Well let's hope this endeavor turns out better than the last. And that none of the Loises hit on me.

Sooo... I'm not entirely sure why the mun decided to bring me over here. There's not exactly anything for me to do here.

Me-oww.

I'd really like to know why the hell this woman decided I needed a flipping makeover.

So, how was everyone's hellatus from this place? Technically, I can't say, because, well--I've never been here--but there's this one thing...

[ Smirkitty smirk. ] I'm in charge now.

[ He holds his hands up at the imagined shock of the audience. ]

That's right, that's right, the queen bitch herself has stepped down, and I'm making the rules now.

[ Damon pauses, then sort of mumbles through this next part. ]

Oh, and there's this cute little witch filling Clark's spot, but that's besides the point.

[ End mumbles. ]

So...questions, comments? Sexual favors?