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Oct. 13th, 2012
Oct. 10th, 2012
Am I the only normal person here?
Oct. 2nd, 2012
The woman whose mind I inhabit hasn't exactly figured me out yet, but I thought I would say hello, none-the-less.
I'm Theodore.
I'm Theodore.
Sep. 25th, 2012
Aug. 13th, 2012
Apparently someone asked for me, so... I'm here now. So... hello?
Is my Lois even still alive? I never even got a chance to be with her...
Stay away from my baby, dammit!
Aug. 12th, 2012
She only thinks she can figure me out.
When I said I wanted her to find a place to test me, this was not the ideal location I had in mind. But I suppose it will do.
I am Sita.
And I am the last of my kind. At least, in my world.
I am Sita.
And I am the last of my kind. At least, in my world.
Um... hi?
Jul. 30th, 2012
Okay, so... Mom wanted us to come over here, and now she doesn't wanna post. What's the deal?
Well let's hope this endeavor turns out better than the last. And that none of the Loises hit on me.
Would you believe three years and I STILL don't have a Clark?
Sooo... I'm not entirely sure why the mun decided to bring me over here. There's not exactly anything for me to do here.
Me-oww.
Long time, no see. So how the fuck are you bastards doing?
And by the way, I love being an asshole. Thanks for asking.
And by the way, I love being an asshole. Thanks for asking.
I'd really like to know why the hell this woman decided I needed a flipping makeover.
So, how was everyone's hellatus from this place? Technically, I can't say, because, well--I've never been here--but there's this one thing...
[ Smirkitty smirk. ] I'm in charge now.
[ He holds his hands up at the imagined shock of the audience. ]
That's right, that's right, the queen bitch herself has stepped down, and I'm making the rules now.
[ Damon pauses, then sort of mumbles through this next part. ]
Oh, and there's this cute little witch filling Clark's spot, but that's besides the point.
[ End mumbles. ]
So...questions, comments? Sexual favors?
[ Smirkitty smirk. ] I'm in charge now.
[ He holds his hands up at the imagined shock of the audience. ]
That's right, that's right, the queen bitch herself has stepped down, and I'm making the rules now.
[ Damon pauses, then sort of mumbles through this next part. ]
Oh, and there's this cute little witch filling Clark's spot, but that's besides the point.
[ End mumbles. ]
So...questions, comments? Sexual favors?
Sep. 9th, 2009
With the things this woman does to me, sometimes I think I'm still in Hell.
Aug. 26th, 2009
Who: Kira and Jack
What: Dreams.
When: August 26th, evening.
Where: literally, his dreams.
Warnings:angst? Who knows.
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What: Dreams.
When: August 26th, evening.
Where: literally, his dreams.
Warnings:angst? Who knows.
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