Today is the crazy girl's birthday. She's so old. Like stillsuper!Clark. I'm laughing so hard at her. And she thinks she's losing her mind, so that adds to the oldness.
Okay... who do I have to kick in the superballs to get some attention? This crazy girl's had me trapped in the head space for too damn long. I think I have a wrinkle, for God's sake. And I swear to God if I ever see that Clark I was with again, I'm going to hit him upside the head with a Kryptonite brick for abandoning me. Thanks for the advice, Chloe.
[Filtered to not_a_bda] You made me lose it so many times last night, my entire pelvic region is numb. Numb. I'm not even kidding. But it was worth it. Gawd, you are AMAZING in bed.
If you were high on red kryptonite, would you call me a whore? And no, I'm not talking in the "Hell yeah you're my little slut" kinky shit sense. I'm being serious, and asking for your honest answer.
[Anyone female] Kal sends his greetings... and the message that he wants and plans to fuck each and every one of you. Except my cousin and the other, more motherly me. Oh, and Raya, cause even he finds that a little gross and wrong.
[Her Clark] Hey, baby... can you start wearing leather sometimes? Kal's kind of turning me on... It'd be really hot...