Communications comm for The Land of Make Believe

( Tracey Davis, you have ONE new message )

( Luna Lovegood, you have ONE new message )

( Kurt Hummel, you have ONE new message )

( Sirius Black, you have ONE new message )

( Rolf, you have two new text messages )

( Jayne, you have 1 new text message )

Could I possibly bother someone to come to my room and help me down from my door? I would do it myself but I can't reach my wand from here.