My Dad just showed up, and he doesn't know who I am. So, I guess we're in the same boat? Sorta?
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I'm thinking it's time for some epic Journey Karaoke.
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Also, did you know how gross it is to be texting on a phone that was dropped in a toilet by a poltergeist?
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You busy tonight?