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Peter B. Parker ([info]arachnidboy) wrote in [info]madisonvalley,
@ 2019-06-17 08:59:00

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Entry tags:!closed, !network, [plot] cruise2019, ~10 points, ~2019 june, ~~karen page (notbullshit), ~~liz ortecho (mouthyasever), ~~pepper potts (potts), ~~peter parker (arachnidboy), ~~peter quill (12percentplan), ~~scott lang (hi_im_scott), ~~the doctor (pileofgoodstuff), ~~tony stark (tony), ~~valkyrie (angry_queen), ~~~~ darcy lewis (tasergoddess), ~~~~~kate bishop (kateaccompli)

[Filtered to the 25 Peter Parker Parental Figures, aka if you think you are, you probably are??]

THERE ARE GIRLS.

IN MY ROOM.

LIKE ACTUAL FEMALE PEOPLE.

WHAT DO I DO????

Edit:

THEY'RE MULITPLYING.

IS THERE LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE MALE ON THIS BOAT????



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[info]angry_queen
2019-06-17 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Make sure you have pants on, for starters.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 01:10 pm UTC (link)
Of course I have on pants, are you doing drugs Miss Valkyrie???

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[info]angry_queen
2019-06-17 01:12 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what you sleep in, kid. Secondly, breathe. They won't bite.

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(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 02:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 09:04 pm UTC

[info]tasergoddess
2019-06-17 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Use condoms.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 01:18 pm UTC (link)

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[info]tasergoddess
2019-06-17 01:19 pm UTC (link)
You know what they are, right? Do we need to have the birds and bees talk?

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(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tasergoddess, 2019-06-17 01:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tasergoddess, 2019-06-17 01:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tasergoddess, 2019-06-17 01:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:43 pm UTC

[info]angry_queen
2019-06-17 01:22 pm UTC (link)
How did I not think of that first and only told him to put pants on? I like how you think.

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[info]tasergoddess
2019-06-17 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Clearly you're at least attempting to be a responsible adult.

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(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tasergoddess, 2019-06-17 01:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tasergoddess, 2019-06-17 01:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tasergoddess, 2019-06-17 01:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angry_queen, 2019-06-17 02:09 pm UTC

[info]nobullshit
2019-06-17 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Breathe. Calm down. Then find out who they are.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 01:35 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU for being literally the only voice of reason I swear!

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[info]nobullshit
2019-06-17 01:37 pm UTC (link)
That's me, the reasonable one What is my life now You're welcome, now do what I said and then let us know.

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(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nobullshit, 2019-06-17 01:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nobullshit, 2019-06-17 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nobullshit, 2019-06-17 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nobullshit, 2019-06-17 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nobullshit, 2019-06-18 12:19 pm UTC

[info]kateaccompli
2019-06-17 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Peter Park. You're from New York.

You offer them coffee and a bagel. 💜

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 01:35 pm UTC (link)
We are on a boat in the middle of the ocean, I don't have coffee or bagels and who knows if there's even decent lox around!

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(no subject) - [info]kateaccompli, 2019-06-17 01:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kateaccompli, 2019-06-17 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:44 pm UTC

[info]callhimant_hony
2019-06-17 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Okay, Peter.

It'll be okay. They're people just like you.

Which female people are in your room?

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 01:51 pm UTC (link)
I mean, logically I know they are people. They're probably very nice people. But they are female people. IN MY ROOM.

I don't know them yet. They are both very blonde??

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(no subject) - [info]callhimant_hony, 2019-06-17 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callhimant_hony, 2019-06-18 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 11:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callhimant_hony, 2019-06-18 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-20 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callhimant_hony, 2019-06-20 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-20 12:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]callhimant_hony, 2019-06-20 10:02 pm UTC

[info]12percentplan
2019-06-17 01:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh this is freaking hilarious.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 01:50 pm UTC (link)
Secretly, I hate you.

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(no subject) - [info]12percentplan, 2019-06-17 01:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12percentplan, 2019-06-17 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]12percentplan, 2019-06-17 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 11:47 am UTC

[info]mouthyasever
2019-06-17 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Okay first of all: breathe.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 03:00 pm UTC (link)
I did breathe! I went into the bathroom TO breathe! BUT THEN IT WASN'T THE BATHROOM IT'S JUST MORE GIRLS.

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(no subject) - [info]mouthyasever, 2019-06-17 03:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouthyasever, 2019-06-17 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouthyasever, 2019-06-18 04:19 pm UTC

[info]tumblingnebulas
2019-06-17 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Just think how much worse it could be! You could have a room rull of cybermen, or disgruntled grasshoppers.

Instead, you just got some girls.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 03:07 pm UTC (link)
I think I would take the grasshoppers.

Maybe not the cybermen though. Girls definitely beat that one.

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(no subject) - [info]tumblingnebulas, 2019-06-17 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-17 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tumblingnebulas, 2019-06-17 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tumblingnebulas, 2019-06-18 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 11:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tumblingnebulas, 2019-06-18 11:49 am UTC

[info]potts
2019-06-17 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Want to trade

It'll be alright, Peter. Which girls are they?

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I don't know their names yet. One is on the network now being not too thrilled with me cause I ran in there.

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(no subject) - [info]potts, 2019-06-17 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-18 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]potts, 2019-06-18 02:31 am UTC
Peter/Pepper - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-20 01:53 am UTC
Peter/Pepper - [info]potts, 2019-06-20 10:33 am UTC
Peter/Pepper - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-20 12:19 pm UTC
Peter/Pepper - [info]potts, 2019-06-22 09:43 am UTC

[info]tony
2019-06-18 05:34 am UTC (link)
Kid, if you had any idea what I woke up to? You wouldn't be complaining.

Ask for names, dating status, and then determine if they're in your room or if you? Are in theirs.

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[info]arachnidboy
2019-06-18 11:49 am UTC (link)
I probably would still be complaining, I would just be sympathetic that your day also sucked.

I don't actually care about their dating status, Mr. Stark.

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(no subject) - [info]tony, 2019-06-19 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-20 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tony, 2019-06-20 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arachnidboy, 2019-06-20 12:25 pm UTC


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