Stiles Stilinski (itsawinterthing) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2017-08-28 21:23:00 |
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So I hadn't been doing gossip posts because everything had been too depressing but now that we've been invaded by those who are changed in age...which always leads to a horde of little kids making things interesting. Or in some cases teenagers that behave worse than I do. Which if you know me is kind of an impressive feat.
And I knew as soon as I saw a couple of them that I was kind of signing my death warrant. But soooo worth it.
Prepare yourself friends and neighbors, I have corrupted a co-author into helping this week so you're in for a special ride. Introducing Dawn Summers, who is trapped with me at Pole Position...and no, it’s still not a porno shop. Since you might otherwise have a hard time telling us apart I will make Dawn’s portions BLUE Because that will be less gender stereo-typish.
And because I can't help myself when I talk back to Dawn that is in RED
So my face twin Stuart got tied up by a kindergartner. Apparently she also almost shot him with a crossbow. Sadly, this is kind of normal behavior for her and not just a little kid thing.
Who's the big bad tough ass lady with two adorable hunter kids? Someone take pictures. Just be prepared to run really fast.
Seriously I'm starting to think this is all he can say when he's a kid.
On the plus side, if someone in your life is suddenly tiny and you’re overwhelmed, you can drop them off at WAMM and get a break.
Some get older, some get younger. This leads to good things for the ice cream parlors here.
Somehow, I'm not seeing much of a difference in how this one acts. Possibly a little less swearing than usual but that's about all.
Oh, here's where the swearing went!
I'm just going to let the whole teenage tree thing speak for itself here.
Apparently even being born and raised in Madison Valley doesn’t inure you to the weirdness.
Does anyone else want to turn this house into a TV show?
But hey at least now it's hip to be a nerd. I bet it wasn't the first time around.
Uuuuuugh.
God even more UUUUUUGGH. Why am I the adult that has to deal with the teenage idiots that are supposed to be my dad and Mason?
I’m pretty sure that’s payback for all the idiotic crap you’ve put them through, Stiles.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. Shush.
Psst he's all tied up K-Mart.
Seriously, I would totally watch all these guys in a tv show. It could be called super babies.
I'm assuming there was some foot stamping to go with this.
And here's where I die. Yeah, go find her Der-Bear Otherwise known as Derek or sometimes as Miguel my cousin. Long story.
I want to hear that story at some point.
Yeah next time we’re bored at work. I’m not kidding when I say it’s a long story.
Luke, he is your...so very much younger so it's weird to call him the D word .
Of course this could be where I die. Super bad hunter as rebellious teen. Yeah. It's a trend apparently. He looks like he's twelve! Is it wrong that I want to sing he has the cutest little baby face?
Oh God Dawn stop me before I have to pay for a funeral for myself okay?
We could talk about the lame pick up lines that apparently work on my sister some girls. That probably won’t get you killed. Maybe.
Or how about how offering to teach a girl to bake cookies is a less lame pick up line.
I’ll have to remember that.
Wee!Thor, terror of bears and apparently a bit of a bragger.
Someone get this kid a puppy STAT!
I’d rather have some of Marco’s nachos. Way less work than a puppy.
I suggest that we all have a giant nacho party when this is over and people are embarrassed as hell about being little kids and the things they did. Nachos make everything better. Oh wait, that’s chocolate.
And that’s the end of the special gossip edition. Don’t kill Stiles at home he doesn’t want to have to clean up the blood. Thanks.