So I hadn't been doing gossip posts because everything had been too depressing but now that we've been invaded by those who are changed in age...which always leads to a horde of little kids making things interesting. Or in some cases teenagers that behave worse than I do. Which if you know me is kind of an impressive feat.
And I knew as soon as I saw a couple of them that I was kind of signing my death warrant. But soooo worth it.
Prepare yourself friends and neighbors, I have corrupted a co-author into helping this week so you're in for a special ride. Introducing Dawn Summers, who is trapped with me at Pole Position...and no, it’s still not a porno shop. Since you might otherwise have a hard time telling us apart I will make Dawn’s portions BLUE Because that will be less gender stereo-typish.
And because I can't help myself when I talk back to Dawn that is in RED
So my face twin Stuart got tied up by a kindergartner. Apparently she also almost shot him with a crossbow. Sadly, this is kind of normal behavior for her and not just a little kid thing.
Who's the big bad tough ass lady with two adorable hunter kids? Someone take pictures. Just be prepared to run really fast.
Seriously I'm starting to think this is all he can say when he's a kid.
On the plus side, if someone in your life is suddenly tiny and you’re overwhelmed, you can drop them off at WAMM and get a break.
Of course this could be where I die. Super bad hunter as rebellious teen. Yeah. It's a trend apparently. He looks like he's twelve! Is it wrong that I want to sing he has the cutest little baby face?
Oh God Dawn stop me before I have to pay for a funeral for myself okay?
We could talk about the lame pick up lines that apparently work on my sister some girls. That probably won’t get you killed. Maybe.
I’d rather have some of Marco’s nachos. Way less work than a puppy.
I suggest that we all have a giant nacho party when this is over and people are embarrassed as hell about being little kids and the things they did. Nachos make everything better. Oh wait, that’s chocolate.
And that’s the end of the special gossip edition. Don’t kill Stiles at home he doesn’t want to have to clean up the blood. Thanks.