The United States of America - Alfred F. Jones (st4rsp4ngl3d) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2017-01-10 22:53:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network, !open, garin braden (fearsthesword), ~10 points, ~2017 january, ~~alfred jones (st4rsp4angl3d), ~~ella (kindwithcourage), ~~tessa gray (grayshifter) |
Guys, I need a job, so I think I'm gonna post my resume and y'all let me know if you think I'd be a good fit at your place!
The United States of America, Alfred F. Jones
I am a 240-year-old male looking for gainful employment! I have work experience in numerous fields including construction, agriculture, government, office work, and the military, to name only a few.
Skills include super strength, English, Spanish, and American Sign Language proficiency, extensive knowledge of American history, experience in aircraft, motor vehicle, and locomotive maintenance and repair. I am also very skilled at both construction and farmwork, and I am totally proficient with Microsoft Office, including Excel. I have a can-do attitude and I'm good at working with others!
Awards and achievements:
-Member of two-time World War champion alliance
-Permanent member of the UN security council
-Largest GDP in the world since late 19th century
-Pentagon employee of the month October 1985
Work history available upon request (but it's really really really long).
References:
You can just look me up on Wikipedia probably.