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Johanna Mason ([info]treesarehome) wrote in [info]madisonvalley,
@ 2020-12-26 23:48:00

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Entry tags:!network, !open, johanna mason (treesarehome), mitsuko souma (kamasickle), ~2020 december, ~~mercy thompson (prairiesongbird), ~~theo raeken (donthavetostop), ~~~~ alex manes (ileftnicebehind)

I'm used to people not knowing what they're doing with an axe. I'm used to people doing stupid shit with an axe. What will never stop surprising me, though, are those special people who somehow manage to get the handle embedded in the target and not the blade.

Like the guy today who got it in there so deeply it took me five minutes to work it out. That's some kind of impressive right there.


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[info]ileftnicebehind
2020-12-27 03:58 pm UTC (link)
...how?

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-27 04:05 pm UTC (link)
I don't know!

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[info]ileftnicebehind
2020-12-27 04:20 pm UTC (link)
The handle is wood, right? Because wood through wood is like, hurricane or tornado type stuff.

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Momentum and impact force are amazing things. As is human stupidity.

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[info]ileftnicebehind
2020-12-27 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I fear for that guy just walking around.

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-27 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I feel like he's probably a frequent flyer in the ER.

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[info]donthavetostop
2020-12-27 03:59 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like you need someone around to yank things out of the targets for you.

And how strong was this guy?

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-27 04:06 pm UTC (link)
He managed to get it at just the right height that I was working with awkward. I'm short, this shit sucks.

I don't know if he was strong so much as he was really lucky.

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[info]donthavetostop
2020-12-27 04:21 pm UTC (link)
You should probably hire a shifter to do that sort of thing for you. Let them handle the crap jobs.

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-27 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I'd ask if you wanna, but I know you have a job.

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[info]donthavetostop
2020-12-27 09:18 pm UTC (link)
It doesn't mean I can't stop in occasionally if you need help.

Keeps me from being too bored, and it's winter, so not a lot of work for my job.

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[info]kamasickle
2020-12-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
I really wish I could've seen that.

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-27 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I took a picture.

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[info]kamasickle
2020-12-28 01:08 am UTC (link)
I was gonna ask if you did.

How the hell did anyone manage to do that?

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
Believe me, I wish I knew.

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[info]kamasickle
2020-12-29 02:04 am UTC (link)
I doubt they have super strength or anything, but damn. I'm just glad it wasn't someone's body.

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[info]prairiesongbird
2020-12-28 02:22 am UTC (link)
That...takes talent

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-29 01:39 am UTC (link)
It really does, doesn't it?

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[info]prairiesongbird
2020-12-29 01:39 am UTC (link)
I don't even know how that works

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-29 01:41 am UTC (link)
Neither do I, and I grew up around axes!

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[info]prairiesongbird
2020-12-29 01:43 am UTC (link)
I'm gonna send you some brownies

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[info]nottheargonaut
2020-12-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like some people could use a lot more weapons training.

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-29 01:39 am UTC (link)
There are no words for how much training some of these people need.

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[info]nottheargonaut
2020-12-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
But you let them do it anyway? Isn't that dangerous?

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[info]treesarehome
2020-12-29 10:33 pm UTC (link)
We make them sign waivers. Plus we have refused a couple of people who came in absolutely not taking anything seriously.

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[info]nottheargonaut
2020-12-29 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh, okay. I mean, it's just weird because I've been training with weapons since I could walk so I can't imagine crazy people who've never held an axe just throwing them around.

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