Wade Wilson 💣🌮 | Marvel Comics (lolfubarbrb) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2020-03-03 13:47:00 |
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Two days into this whole guardian thingy and I've already got a dad bod.
Plus side is I've got this whole dad joke thing down. "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!" "A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean."
Meh, my suit won't zip. Why won't my suit zip? Someone get me some control top pantyhose, stat.