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sam evans ( werewolf ) . ([info]tamest) wrote in [info]light_of_may,
@ 2015-01-05 18:14:00

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Entry tags:2009-10-11, jo, sam

i'm so confused, am i a normal person; you know, i can't tell if i'm a normal person, it's true.

Who: Sam and Jo.
Where: The Summers’ House.
When: Morning.

At some point during the night one of the pillows had ended up on top of Sam’s head and it tumbled off with a light thump after slipping from the bed altogether and hitting the floor. The sound was enough to pull him all the way out of his slumber with a quiet groan, the arm that had draped over the edge of the mattress rising up to swipe at his face in an attempt to rid himself of the grogginess. It lingered for a couple more minutes as he went through the process of extricating himself from the bed completely and digging clothes out of drawers and the closet. It was warm enough in the house that a simple pair of pants and a plain t-shirt would be enough for him to wander around in until he had to go somewhere else though as he finished pulling the shirt on over his head he couldn’t for the life of him think about anywhere he needed to be. Maybe he would just stay inside then, or head out into the garden. It looked crisp and cool outside, the view from the window showed him that much, and there was a novel sitting on the nightstand with a marker sticking out roughly halfway through the pages. If nothing else came along that sounded like a good enough plan to him.

Without bothering to pull on any socks or footwear he padded out of his room barefoot, making his way down the stairs to the kitchen. His stomach was growling quietly and would only gain more volume as time ticked along so breakfast seemed like the best course of action. With the ease of someone familiar with his surroundings he gathered items from the cupboards and the refrigerator without needing to pause to think about where they were, hearing someone else venturing down from upstairs as he worked out exactly what he wanted to eat.

“Morning,” he said to the new arrival, turning his head to look at Jo as she crossed the threshold. His nose had already told him who was coming. For a second that had struck him as odd before he simply accepted it and carried on with that knowledge. “Want some breakfast?” he asked her with a smile on his face, indicating the various bits and pieces he’d gathered together to satisfy any hungry stomach.



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[info]stickittotheman
2015-01-07 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Jo had found it harder to wake up today than most days, for some reason. She felt like there was a weight on her head keeping it firmly pressed against the pillow as the alarm went off, and off, and off until it just gave up on her. Finally. And then, her stomach had started growling. As usual, she did not bother getting dressed for breakfast nor taming the wild spikes of hair going on all directions. Simply slipping into her fuzzy slippers and sliding a hoodie on she made the trip downstairs blinking the slip away from her eyes. It was chilly, she could feel and smell it in the air.

Arriving in the kitchen, Jo leaned against the door frame and gave a yawn that almost dislocated her jaw. Once it ended - in an appropriately wolf-like sleepy whine - she blinked again, this time as her vision refocused on Sam. "'Sup Sammy?" Lips widening into a sunny smile she nodded at his question before yawning again. "Want help?"

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[info]tamest
2015-01-16 03:53 am UTC (link)

Sam was glad it was Jo that had appeared, the sense of comfort and reassurance that had come right along with her scent was a warm reminder that she was his favourite, no contest, and he was so at ease in her presence that he wasn't even remotely self-conscious about how he looked right then. With his stomach growling the way it had he hadn't even paused to get his hair under control and it looked obvious that he'd just rolled out of bed without taking the time to groom himself to any degree. Jo wasn't going to care about that, not when she looked much the same herself and still in her pyjamas for that matter. This felt right, this kind of easy and effortless comfort around one another and it made Sam's all that much warmer and more genuine.

"Always," he said, waving her over and checking he had what they needed to get started on the breakfast his stomach was telling him was very much needed with increasing persistence. Right now he felt like he could eat a horse, maybe even something bigger, but they would have to settle for what they could rustle up here in the kitchen. Not that Sam would actually eat a horse, obviously. "I'd ask if you slept well but I can see for myself that you did." She was close enough by then that he could raise an arm to ruffle her tousled hair with one hand and a mischievous smile, fully anticipating a retaliation of some sort but more than ready to receive it.

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-01-19 02:10 am UTC (link)
Despite the chill in the air Jo felt a little warmer inside than she would have otherwise, and it was the kind of warmth that also forced her lips into a wide smile, and also the kind of warmth she found herself feeling in Sam's presence. She liked how there was no pretense between them, both standing there in their pyjamas with bed hair and sleepy eyes, one about as hungry as the other. It was easy, and it was nice. And Jo would be lying to herself if she said she didn't want it all the time.

"All right, you do the eggs, I'll work on the bacon. Promise not to eat all of it as I cook, too." She replied as she approached him and the stove, one hand going up to get some frying pans. However, her hand hovered in mid-air as he ruffled her hair and her face scrunched up. Jo made a half-assed protesting sound as she poked him softly in the ribs with her free hand, but she was chuckling all the while. "You look like you got your beauty sleep yourself! Scoot." She ordered, a playful smile on her face as she nudged his hip with hers.

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[info]tamest
2015-01-19 02:43 am UTC (link)

It was something Sam wanted all the time as well, that comfort and familiarity and reassurance, that warmth and sense of security and trust that he felt in Jo's presence the instant she stepped through the door and into the kitchen. It felt so natural, so right, and with that sense came one resounding word that filled his heart and his mind, so pure and brilliant that there was no denying or ignoring it: pack. This was where he belonged, with Jo and the others, and this was where he would always be. This was home.

With a disbelieving little laugh he dropped his bottom jaw in a show of incredulity that was ruined by the amusement that shone in his eyes at the same time. "Make sure you take your own advice, while you're at it." That poke to the ribs drove a laugh out of him, a free and happy sound even as he took one of the pans from Jo and responded to her bump with a small playful growl that had no real animal resonance behind it. "Pushy," he said to her without any real bite to the word. The eggs were retrieved from their place and he set the carton on the counter beside the stove. "If you're doing the bacon," he began, "and I'm doing the eggs, who's on toast duty? We can't neglect toast duty, that one's vital."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-01-19 02:53 am UTC (link)
If Jo had any fears - and she did, she had many, like anyone else - but if someone was to ask her what her biggest one was, it had to be having to be away from her pack for some reason. Even if one of them happened to be away it was felt, like a restlessness that wouldn't let her enjoy herself. Right now, everyone was around, and fine, and everything was fine. If it depended on Jo, that's how it would always work. She wouldn't trade that warm sense of safety and the lightness that came with it for anything in the world.

Turning to Sam, Jo sighed. "Sam, you know I can't lie to you." She would absolutely sneak some bacon strips while she was cooking them, and they both knew it, too. Especially with how hungry she was. She feigned shock at Sam's growl, continuing with a scoff at the name he called her. "I am not! I just can't very well cook from behind or around all six feet of you. Give or take." She looked him up and down as she spoke to illustrate her point.

As the bacon and butter were already at hand Jo simply began lathering up the pan, looking around when Sam asked about toast. "Toaster's on toast in a second!" She said, stepping away to get the bread, put them on the slots and press the button. Then she returned to her spot next to Sam and smiled up at him. "Okay, now toaster's on toast duty."

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[info]tamest
2015-01-19 04:18 pm UTC (link)

Pack was family, pack was home, it was comfort and security, warmth and happiness. Sam could feel all of that in his house, under this roof and within these walls, and it felt so right that it was impossible to be anything but content and at peace. Adding in good company only made things better and it was so easy to be relaxed and happy around Jo, easier than it was with anyone else he felt without them even stepping into the kitchen to confirm his suspicions. It was just the two of them for now though he wouldn't be surprised if the smells of cooking food brought someone else down before too long.

"Give or take," he said as he held his hands out a little as if to say I can't help being moderately tall. "You're small enough to work around me, we both know it, so that's not as good an excuse as you think it is." After briefly pointing an accusatory finger at her for that and tossing her another grin Sam retrieved a couple of eggs from the carton to crack them open into the pan after readying it so they wouldn't stick while they were cooking. Now they just had to wait for things to cook, always the worst part when you felt like you could eat the entire contents of the kitchen.

"So," he said, closing the carton up after adding a couple more eggs to the pan because it was better to have too much than not enough and nothing had a healthier appetite than a hungry wolf, "what's on the agenda for you today? Or do you get to hang around dressed like a hobo all day?" Sam grinned again, looking her up and down with an amused light in his eyes, already ready to try and hop back out of her way when the inevitable swat came in his direction.

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-01-19 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Making a face, Jo craned her neck as if to get away from Sam's wrong opinion. "All right fine, you wanna do this Ghost style stand in front and I'll act like Patrick Swayze from behind you. Get cookin' Demi Moore." She said, standing behind him with one arm through each of his in order to illustrate the point. She could just see over his shoulder, but looking down at the pan was hard. Somewhere in the back of her head, Jo registered that he smelled nice. She stepped away, disentangling herself from him, and took up her original position beside him - bumping his hip with her own again for effect. "I mean you're not that much taller than me really, just like three inches, you're just tall enough to block my vision."

With all this joking around the butter was cracking in the pan and Jo quickly reached for the bacon to slap some strips into it. The pan sizzled violently and Jo had to lean away from the stove, grimacing. Sam's question seemed innocent enough at first, but then of course it had to devolve into teasing. "Woooow. Sass as large as he is tall." She muttered, punching him in the arm with only slightly less force than if she had really wanted to hurt him. "I thought I'd join you in looking like a hobo all day, actually. Unless you have plans. In which case you'll be dressing like a hobo while doing things out of the house." She replied, eyes narrowed as she stuck her tongue out a him.

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[info]tamest
2015-01-23 05:34 pm UTC (link)

"Hey no, why do I have to be Demi? Your hair is way more appropriate for that role." If he thought he'd have a shot he would have aimed another ruffle her way at that remark but he wasn't going to take that chance. Jo was faster than she looked, wily too, and he wasn't entirely sure she couldn't take him if it came right down to that. It was way too early for that. Maybe later, after breakfast. When she moved to stand behind him he voiced another hey and swatted at her with a laugh, twisting to give her a playful and thoroughly harmless shove, a quiet little growl rolling in the base of his throat. "I am so sitting right in front of you next time we try to watch a movie or something. You've asked for it."

The punch in the arm had him dropping his bottom jaw again, looking her way with disbelief and shock that was once again ruined by the amusement that flashed through his eyes. "The hobo look is always in, didn't you know?" he retorted, adopting an expression that implied her lack of knowledge was nothing short of embarrassing. Taking a moment to give the eggs in the pan some attention so they wouldn't all clump together and make some sort of bizarre super egg he went on to say, "I wear the whole hobo thing better anyway," with an up-and-down gesture at himself that was meant to back up the statement.

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-01-24 12:43 am UTC (link)
Looking sideways, Jo considered his protest. "I am also the better sculptor of the two of us, true." She turned to him then, index finger wagging in his direction. "But you did mention I could cook behind you perfectly well so you be Demi." Unable to help herself, Jo giggled actually giggled at his little growl. Man if Farren was here she would never hear the end of it now. But she wasn't! She was probably safely asleep in her bed. And so Jo cleared her throat and went on with it. On with the playful banter. "Go ahead I'll just plant my chin on your shoulder and make myself really heavy out of spite. Maybe whisper spoilers in your ear or do running commentary until you actually snap at me." She would never make him reach that point but it was funny to threaten it.

"Yeah, you say that now that I've turned it against you. You're so transparent, Samuel." Jo retorted, feigning disdain. The bacon was sizzling and crispy, just how she liked it. It smelled heavenly, too. Jo moved to retrieve a plate from the cupboard and placed the bacon on it, pulling some more strips into the pan for seconds. It never hurt to have a lot of bacon, better than not having enough.

Giving him a glance sideways, Jo ended up accompanying his up-and-down gesture with her eyes. And yes, he did wear the hobo look well but then she thought he probably wore a bin bag well; of course she would never say so out loud, so she scoffed instead. "Yeah, but that's only because you're the only one who wears it at all."

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[info]tamest
2015-01-25 01:59 pm UTC (link)

Jo's retort about bringing the Demi reference on himself was met with a low quiet snort that might have seemed just outright dismissive to most but if anyone was going to hear the amusement beneath it that person was standing right beside him now. Jo had a way of understanding him better than anyone else, he knew that as certain as he knew his own name just by looking at her now. "Hey now," he said, lifting a hand to point at her in a kind of warning, "spoilers are a special kind of evil. Not even you would stoop that low." Would she? Sam didn't think so but it was kind of impossible to tell, especially so early in the morning when his brain felt more than a little fogged up from sleep.

With another scoff of disbelief and indignation after tending to the eggs again he turned back to her, waving a hand up and down the length of her to encompass the outfit she was wearing. "Pyjamas or not this is a hobo getup, you can't say it's not. I won't hear it." Sam was trying so hard not to laugh as he said that, so hard, but it was borderline impossible. What he wasn't saying was that it wasn't a terrible look on her because Jo had this way of wearing just about anything and being able to pull it off. How she did that he had no idea. "On a positive note," he said, changing the subject but fully expecting her to swing it right back around again, "you haven't eaten any of the bacon, the toast is probably ready, and the eggs are done." That was cause enough for celebration, especially given how much his stomach was growling.

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-01-26 01:34 am UTC (link)
The humor in that snort might not have been noticeable to anyone else, but it was to Jo, who chuckled under her breath at it. She leaned backwards as he pointed his finger at her, and then made a snapping movement with her teeth before narrowing her eyes, a dangerous grin on her lips. "Oh no, no spoilers. Commentary. Relentless deconstruction of everything wrong with it. The whole time."

Jo was about to argue with his profoundly flawed logic, since pyjamas weren't a hobo outfit unless one took them out of the house for day-to-day activities, but then he had gotten dramatic with it, which was hilarious, and so Jo ended up chuckling as she shook her head at what a nerd Sam was. When he pointed out the bacon situation Jo looked down at the pan where the second set of strips were about done, and her eyes widened. "Well you have to pester me while I cook more often, I seem to forget to eat when you're around." She switched off her plate of the stove, pulling another plate out of the cupboard for the crispy toast that was about to hop from the toaster.

"Okay you can stop looking like you would eat a horse if it showed up here right now," She told him, shooing him with one hand while carefully pulling the toast into the plate with the other. She was halfway to the table with the toast and bacon when she stopped. "Did you put a fresh pot of coffee to brew?"

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[info]tamest
2015-02-02 07:11 pm UTC (link)

Sam made a good-natured noise of feigned frustration at her clarification, waving his hand at her in what many might have seen as dismissive but was actually more playful than anything. "If it comes down to that I will have vengeance, do not doubt me." If she hadn't snapped at his finger he might have pointed at her again but he wasn't taking any chances. Jo was small but she was quick and you'd have to be an idiot to say otherwise.

With a laugh Sam shook his head. "I can't stop looking like that until I put something in here to fill the hole." With one hand he patted his stomach even though his eyes were on the stove and the completion of the eggs cooking in the pan he was in charge of. When she mentioned coffee he lifted his head, his gaze alone with it, and made a quiet ah noise under his breath. "That," he began, holding the spatula he was using up a little and bobbing it up and down, "I did not do. I forgot. Try not to hate me too much."

The eggs were done and to emphasise as much he turned off the plate they were cooking over and shifted the pan a little so the residual heat wouldn't make them too hard for the dunking of toast or bacon, whichever they preferred. "We could always be a little healthier and drink juice but I feel like using words like healthy sort of goes against the whole-- well, you know, this." The same spatula was used to gesture at the entirety of their undeniably indulgent breakfast.

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-02-05 07:41 pm UTC (link)
That was the reaction Jo had been looking for, and she grinned almost evilly at Sam's frustration. "Oooooh I'm shaking in my fuzzy monster slippers." Which were actually pretty cool slippers to be shaking in. She narrowed her eyes defiantly. "There's nothing you can conjure up that I can't handle Samwise. Deal with it."

Jo snorted at Sam's insistence in looking seconds away from actually drooling. The news that there was no coffee made the corners of Jo's mouth to turn down in slight despair. "Whaaaat" she whined, deflating. Instead of walking Jo dragged her feet to the table where she deposited the toast and the bacon, before dragging her feet back to the counter to get another two plates, one for herself and one for Sam. "What's healthy is getting the dose of caffeine your body already counts on for minimal function, Sam. Which, by the way, I did some math on? And the average human body would consider overkill." Just little wolf things, she supposed.

Sighing, Jo went about putting a pot of coffee to brew, though she had resigned to having her breakfast without the familiar taste of the blackest coffee she could make to contrast with pretty much everything else. Once the coffee was on its way, Jo grabbed the juice from the fridge - no way was she squeezing a bunch of oranges while the bacon got cold in the plate - and two glasses. Jo took her usual seat at the kitchen table. "I'm so hungry." She murmured, already pulling bacon strips and a piece of toast onto her plate.

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[info]tamest
2015-02-09 04:33 pm UTC (link)

They were cool slippers, infinitely more awesome than Sam's bare feet, that was for sure. "We'll see about that," he said to her, his eyes narrowing as if he already had some devious scheme in mind when really nothing could be farther from the truth. In order to get his own back, actually catch Jo off guard, he'd have to do some careful planning. That would take time. It would be worth it though, if he could have his vengeance and leave them both laughing and in high spirits then it would be time well spent.

With the plates on the table Sam had to carry the pan for the eggs there as well to dish them up, dishing them out evenly so they could be placed wherever they wanted them in relation to the rest of their breakfast. The pan finished with he carried it back into the kitchen and deposited it in the sink to be dealt with later. Maybe much later depending on how lazy breakfast and full stomachs made them feel. "Hey, come on, you're one to talk." The words were spoke with a laugh and the same amused look of incredulity on his face that he felt like he'd been wearing for the entirety of their interaction so far. "I had to learn these bad habits somewhere, didn't I? Obviously they were all you, you can't escape that."

Sam took his seat after Jo did, settled on the corner so they were close together but could still converse easily without turning their heads or twisting in their chairs. "Now who's looking like they would eat a horse, huh?" he teased as he reached for the toast as well, almost grabbing the same piece Jo went for before taking the piece underneath instead. The bacon was next, nestled nicely next to the eggs so the broken yolk would run down to coat them nicely. "Or maybe I should say pig given all the bacon. I think you would actually eat an entire pig if it trotted in here now, the poor thing wouldn't stand a chance."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-02-11 11:55 pm UTC (link)
To the latest threat - which Jo considered wholly empty, thank you very much - Jo simply scoffed and rolled her eyes, not bothering to look Sam's way as she did. Jo loved whatever kind of playful competition they seemed to have had going on between them since pretty much forever; not once had it been about anything but hilarity ensuing, and it wasn't going to be any different this time around.

"Oh, I absolutely agree. I meant I did the math on my intake too, it's pretty high by human standards. We just need more." She shrugged. "As for bad habits - I proudly accept the blame. I mean it's not my fault that I'm the one you latched onto, is it?" She replied with a self-satisfied grin.

Sam wasn't wrong, Jo was pretty sure she looked like one of those hungry cartoon dogs (which was fitting, if belittling). So, she chuckled, nodding. She pulled some eggs onto her plate while Sam took care of the bacon, licking her lips hungrily as she deposited the food onto the plate. Stuffing her mouth full of bacon Jo laughed at the idea of a pig marching into their kitchen and being promptly pounced on. "Well it's only fitting, pigs and wolves don't tend to make for a happy story."

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[info]tamest
2015-02-15 07:52 pm UTC (link)

She was right to think of it as empty. Sam might make threats but he could never carry them out with someone he cared about as much as he did Jo. Not only could she take him if it ever came down to that sort of thing -- and of that he was sure, his height had nothing on her willpower -- but she was quite possibly his favourite person in the whole world. All the same he kept on making those threats because it was part of the back and forth that amused them both so much. It was part of their routine, part of them, and Sam wouldn't change that for anything.

That self-satisfied grin had him rolling his eyes but the gesture was quickly followed by a smirk of his own. "I still maintain the pigs started it," he said, shrugging and lifting his arms a little at his sides to emphasise the motion before he reached for some juice. Not once so far had he taken any notice of the scars on his arms -- and there were several, both on his left and on his right, distinct and unmistakable -- or thought them unusual in any way, simply accepting them silently as part of who and what he was. They had always been there, hadn't they? Why make a fuss?

"If you ask me," he said, returning the glass of juice to its place on one of the coasters, because Jo's mother would not thank him for not using one, "this is just revenge for all the trouble they've started." When he said this he picked up a piece of bacon and held it aloft with an expression that was intended to be stern but broke quickly enough into a smile. Sam wasted little time after that in taking a bite of said bacon. "That and it's not our fault they taste so good."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-02-16 02:44 am UTC (link)
With her mouth full of food Jo could only chortle at Sam's accusation. Of course wolves defended wolves, and of course the fairytales about big bad wolves were probably just bad press. She swallowed her food and shoved another mouthful in there after, still visibly amused. Sam's scars didn't bother Jo; they never had. He'd always had them, as far as she could remember, they'd always been another part of him, and she had always liked all of him quite a lot. Even the scars. No reason not to.

"What, years upon years of only a select few people in the world refusing to eat pork?" It made no sense. Sam had to know that made no sense. Shrugging, she pushed a bacon strip into her mouth, pulling it in bit by bit as Sam made a dramatic display of another strip of bacon. Placing her elbows on the table Jo leaned forward, propping her chin up with her hands. She narrowed her eyes, feigning an expression of scientific curiosity. "Do you think we taste good? As good? Better? Like wolf or like people? What do you think. Sammy?"

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[info]tamest
2015-02-16 07:51 pm UTC (link)

"Maybe those people are werepigs, did anyone ever think of that?" As soon as the words were out of his mouth Sam found them hilarious and had to bow his head over as he laughed. With a shake of his head he lifted it again and briefly covered his mouth. "Okay, something like a boar or a warthog, all jokes aside, I can kind of understand, but imagine turning into a pig? Wow."

Knowing his luck he would meet one later that day, or tomorrow, or some day very soon, and then he would have to eat his words. All thoughts of doing such a thing were scattered by Jo's questions about how they tasted and he felt his face shift into an expression that was a mixture of concern and very minor disgust. "First of all? Ew. Gross." He had picked up his fork by then and pointed it lightly in her direction for emphasis. "I'm not even speculating about how we taste because that just invites all kinds of nastiness. And how would we even know who was right? No thank you."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-02-17 02:55 am UTC (link)
The process of eating and laughing at the same time gave way to a coughing fit - but an amused one! With her hand clamped in front of her mouth Jo cackled and snorted, tears threatening to stream down her cheeks but finally managed to swallow her food and continue on laughing. It was the idea of the entire nation of Islam being werepigs, for example, and the idea of a werepig by itself. "Oinking at the moon!" She exclaimed between subsiding laughter, and then leaned forward. "Oh my God, imagine the hybrid form of a werepig!"

They weren't being mean, were they? Well, a little, but as long as they didn't spread or uphold it, it would be all right. She rolled her eyes at Sam's disgust. "Spoilsport." She muttered, emptying her glass of juice. "I don't know how, I was obviously not being serious or making a scientific investigation of it, Sam!"

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[info]tamest
2015-03-02 04:28 pm UTC (link)

Oops. He certainly hadn't meant to almost choke Jo on her food. Sam waved a hand in her direction as a kind of apology for that as he set down the cutlery he was holding in his other hand so he wouldn't accidentally send it sailing through the air. There was probably some sort of warning to kids about playing with cutlery just like there was for running with scissors. As soon as Jo mentioned oinking at the moon Sam cracked again, whatever control he'd managed to pull together scattered completely at the mental image that conjured up. "Oh God, no, I can do without the hybrid form, thank you very much." Because wow that was some nightmare fuel right there.

"Hey, I never know with you," he retorted, reclaiming his fork from beside the plate so he could get back to work on the bacon and eggs before he decided he wanted to eat a piece of toast instead, maybe dunk it in the yolk. "Who knows what goes through that head of yours?" He waved the piece of toast her way with eyes narrowed in what was meant to be suspicion but probably came across looking much more comical than he intended. "Diabolical, that's a good word for it. You're a veritable evil mastermind."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-03-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
There was no need to apologize, really, for making her laugh so Jo ignored the apology. Wiping her eyes she went on with her breakfast, snorting at Sam's reaction to the hybrid form of a werepig. "Ominous oinking, man." She shook her head. But really, after a few minutes Jo couldn't help snicker again at 'oinking at the moon'.

"Yes you do know! Don't act like I'm some kind of wildcard, Samuel. I may be considered boring, even, in some circles." It was true. Jo was artistic, but not really given to outrageous flights of fancy. And a thorough investgation on what werewolves tasted like sure seemed like one of those. She narrowed her eyes at the toast waving, craning her neck back as she took a bite out of her own toast. "Oh yeah, so evil. Everyone knows it. I walk around town and people close their windows when I pass by, whispering there goes that Jo Summers. Once killed a man for looking at her wrong, they say." Jo rolled her eyes.

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[info]tamest
2015-03-12 06:18 pm UTC (link)

Sam had to fight not to react obviously and exaggeratedly to Jo's remark about oinking, waving his hand at her again to try and make her stop so he could eat his breakfast without imminent risk of choking. This had to be a regular occurrence for them, cracking one another up over some meal or activity or another, it came so naturally and felt so right that it had to be something they did on frequently.

"Boring?" Never," he countered with a shake of his head, mopping up some of his errant spilled yolk with a torn piece of toast. "Like I said, diabolical, but never boring." Not in his eyes at least. "Would I hang out with you so much if you were boring?" Because there was no denying he spent a majority of his time with her over everyone else. Some people might have had something to say about that but let them talk. They could think whatever they wanted as far as he was concerned. "Wait, actually, that kind of makes me sound like your evil sidekick. Henchman? Is that the word?" Sam fought not to smile and laugh, shaking his head. "I'm not so sure I like where this is going anymore."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-03-14 03:16 am UTC (link)
What could she say, Jo liked to see Sam happy and laughing. It made her feel all warm and fuzzy, though she was hard pressed to remember other examples right now, for some reason. Maybe it was the lack of coffee.

It was nice that he didn't seem to want to entertain the fact that she was boring. Which she was, as she had said, in certain circles. Jo shrugged at his question to illustrate the fact that she had no idea one way or the other because he'd always hung out with her but she'd never bothered to ask why. It seemed to be the normal way of things, in any case. Having Sam as her partner in crime sounded good, but Jo still made a face at sidekick or henchman. But mainly, evil. "That's how you see us? I see us as superheroes, both. Just, superheroes working together. Only, we don't really fight crime. Or work that much either. So we're just superheroes together I guess."

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[info]tamest
2015-03-15 03:49 pm UTC (link)

It was a sentiment they shared, that desire to see the other happy, Sam certainly felt it every day and seeing a smile on Jo's face and hearing her laugh made him feel good about himself in a way little else could. Perhaps that was strange, that hinging of his own emotional state on hers, but to Sam it simply felt like the way things had always been.

"Okay," he conceded, setting down what he'd been holding, "superheroes is probably a better one, don't even ask why I didn't automatically go there." There was a laugh in his voice as he said as much and he leaned back in his chair a little with a shake of his head. "And if we both get to be superheroes and neither one if the Robin to the other's Batman? Even better." Sam smiled at that, almost a grin, and laughed again. "If you start dressing like Wonder Woman, though? I might have to get you some help."

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[info]stickittotheman
2015-03-26 09:56 am UTC (link)
Jo shook her head at Sam in mock-disapproval. "I'm not gonna, I probably won't like the answer, plus it sounds like a therapist thing." As she spoke she wet her toast on some more egg yolk, stuffing her mouth with it. "I sure hope not, Batman sucks."

More laughter escaped her as Jo imagined herself dressed like Wonder Woman. "Hey shush you, I can rock high-waist booty shorts if I want to. Maybe not in those particular colors of patterns, but still." If anything she would end up an alternative - some might call it 'indie' these days - version of Wonder Woman. "But honestly I already dress like a really cool comic character anyway."

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[info]tamest
2015-03-27 11:37 pm UTC (link)

"No, I don't think you would." Like the answer, that was, because Sam wasn't entirely convinced he would like it for himself. "Batman sucks?" Sam lifted his head and looked at her in shock, as if unable to believe what she'd said. "You'd better not mean that or we're going to have a problem. Unless we're talking the really old one who had all the sound effect shots pop up on the screen because I'd agree with you then, but otherwise? Take that back." The fact that there was a trace of a smile on his face while he spoke sort of ruined the implied threat of the whole thing.

With a fresh laugh he said, "Hey, no, if you're going to dress like Wonder Woman you have to go all the way, same colours and everything. No doing this thing by halves. What are we, amateurs?" He'd debated saying animals but that would have been too on the nose, even for them. "So what would your superhero name be?"

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