London Calling Network

I ain't liking this place anymore than I did yesterday. How do this people know everything about me, y'all? I mean the show aint a day old and they know my whole life history. We should protest and sit and do nothing. No entertainment means no ratings which means a canceled show. Then we can go home.

Okay, what the fuck?

I just went out to get food and got mobbed by girls screaming my name...

This is all just too weird. I want to go ho

I mean... the girls were kinda alright but...

Is this tv show that popular?

Ya'all better be kidding me! I ain't got time to deal with this right now. You need to send me back to Bon Temps! Tara needs me!

I've 'bout had it up to here with pushy ass people tellin' me what to do! Bill Compton, Eric Northman, ya'all better not have had nothing to do with this!

Oh hell no! I can not be here! Send me home right now! RIGHT NOW!