Tweak says, "got any cheese?"
Does space head do coffee.Say yes.[STEVE]
How does one [...] dad?
You wanna grab some food? My treat.
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[...] Natalia didn't tell me that. But I understand anger.Do you think I should?
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My not really ex-wife is here. There's some version of me who's a fucking dad? And then there's my unborn son who's all fucking grown up for some fucking reason?I've seen some wacky shit in my time, Steve. This? Never even fucking dared to dream of it.
Oh, the one who's banging mine? Nat mentioned as much. And I don't fucking know. Other Clint's doing a good job at the whole dad thing. Doubt he needs me.Yet.
I'm not being hard on her. I just don't want her to poison me with one of her Russian Spy poisons. She gave me coffee, and it's why I'm even conscious right now.He doesn't need a deaf dad, Steve. He needs the dad he remembers. I can barely take care of myself.So no vacation?
It's never going to be 'I was a resistance leader against mutants in a different reality' weird. This, I can handle.Okay. I should probably go and see a doctor on Earth.
They have a Wanda here. This one better not try anything.Aw. Why?
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