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Dear People,
While I did have my predictions that I would be bathing in Oyster blood by this time, it appears as if you may need more time.
In which case, the Oyster Hunt is now indefinite, and it now comes with a penalty for not playing the way I want you to. So, for every additional three days that this game continues that I do not have one of their pretty little heads on my mantel, I'll be taking one of yours.
Don't fret, loyal subjects. If you're playing the game already, you're exempt from this weekly drawing. But if you aren't, or have been remaining stationary while I've given you such a fun game to play, you are putting yourselves on a line which I do not think you want to cross.
Are you playing or aren't you? And do feel free to tell me how you feel on the matter. Not that I care.
Oh, and whoever killed my pretty hearts can rest assured that they'll meet the same fate. It's no matter.
- HRH QVRH
While I did have my predictions that I would be bathing in Oyster blood by this time, it appears as if you may need more time.
In which case, the Oyster Hunt is now indefinite, and it now comes with a penalty for not playing the way I want you to. So, for every additional three days that this game continues that I do not have one of their pretty little heads on my mantel, I'll be taking one of yours.
Don't fret, loyal subjects. If you're playing the game already, you're exempt from this weekly drawing. But if you aren't, or have been remaining stationary while I've given you such a fun game to play, you are putting yourselves on a line which I do not think you want to cross.
Are you playing or aren't you? And do feel free to tell me how you feel on the matter. Not that I care.
Oh, and whoever killed my pretty hearts can rest assured that they'll meet the same fate. It's no matter.
- HRH QVRH