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нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper (soundoff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-09-13 01:45:00

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cisco ramon / vibe, harrison wells, hartley rathaway / pied piper, vax'ildan

So apparently we just let anyone hang around the labs these days, which is great.

Clearly we haven't learned from any past mistakes.

How many weeks before everything goes to shit because of this? Or are we going to pretend that every time we trust people it doesn't eventually stab us in the back? Sometimes literally.

eobard.

So, I've thought about it long and hard.

And I've decided it doesn't matter why what happened happened.

I don't care if you have a hard time with emotions. I don't care if I caught you off guard and you didn't mean to hurt me and you feel really bad about the whole thing.

I told you I loved you and you killed me.

You have a lot to sort out before you can be a person, if you even can. And I'm not going to tear myself apart trying to help you do that.

I need you out of my life completely.

cisquito.

There's not enough alcohol in the world to deal with this place.

lenny.

Sorry about Mick. Should have said that before.

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goodvibrations
2016-09-13 02:03 am UTC (link)

To be fair, things usually go to shit without new people. We are fully capable of handling that ourselves.

[Hartley]
I was actually wondering that. Not alcohol specifically, but general world supply lines. As in where all the alcohol and Twizzlers keeps coming from.

We have King Shark in our world, so weird is our standard.

But it's a lot to take. You feel all right?

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soundoff
2016-09-13 02:10 am UTC (link)

We are masters of fucking things up.

cisquito.

Not the point, but certainly something to consider.

Fair enough.

I told Eobard to fuck off and die in a pit, in different words. I think I might throw up. Other than that, I'm fantastic, obviously.

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goodvibrations
2016-09-13 02:23 am UTC (link)

It's basically our side business by now.

[Hartley]
I'd say if we could figure out supply lines we could figure out a way home, but people aren't big on making that trip. So mostly we could figure out how to corner the market and be kingpins.

Okay. Well good points for flair and intent, but why are you talking to him at all? He's the guy it's always a bad idea to have word exchange with. Don't give him a chance to try to talk again. He'll make it worse.

But I'll go get you water or something? Or do you want the booze to throw up so you have a reason?

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soundoff
2016-09-13 02:40 am UTC (link)

We should look into a new side business.

cisquito.

The supply lines might just be 'it shows up here because magic and also fuck you that's why'. But becoming kingpins might be fun and different.

Because I had things I needed to say. And I've earned the right to tell him off.

Booze might be a good thing right now.

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goodvibrations
2016-09-13 02:47 am UTC (link)

I'm thinking dino armor. Everyone wants to shoot them, I can make them suits so they're harder targets.

[Hartley]
Well yeah, but we could take them over. There's gotta be someone with a clipboard somewhere checking off packages of Reese's as they come in. Unless they're soylent green Reese's.

You earned the right to not be screwed around with anymore and that's what he does. Tell you what, write a letter and we'll send it to him. Or pick somewhere and we'll go stick it up on some walls.

Booze I can do.

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soundoff
2016-09-13 03:30 am UTC (link)

Only you would think of that. Well, you and Tony Stark.

cisquito.

Thank you, Cisco. Now I'm going to be thinking about Reese's made from people. Fantastic.

Cisco, why wasn't I good enough?

Great. That would be good.

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goodvibrations
2016-09-13 03:46 am UTC (link)

Hey, I got in on the ground floor market. It's just me and dinobots. I'll let you help if you can not be sarcastic for like, five minutes. I'm pretty sure you couldn't make it.

[Hartley]
Hey, they still taste like the real deal, so what we don't know probably won't kill us for a long time until the mad cow.

Wait. For Thawne? Because he's a manipulative psychopath. That is like the definition of an it's not you it's him situation.

I'll meet you at our place in like ten.

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soundoff
2016-09-13 03:51 am UTC (link)

For you, I'll leave the sarcasm for six minutes.

cisquito.

Not sure that actually makes up for the cannibalism.

For anyone.

Okay.

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goodvibrations
2016-09-13 04:00 am UTC (link)

I'll believe it when I see it. You'll just be sarcastic in latin and think I won't notice. I'm onto you.

[Hartley]
When we end up back home, none of this happened anyway, right? Including people-butter and chocolate.

Faulty assumption. If you're like 90 and have been alone living in the wilderness because no one wanted to talk to you except a woodchuck, then you could say that maybe. But you're not that old, your life has been weird, and you hooked up with a lot of people who have villain tendencies and they're probably not great at like, emotional connections.

I don't know, this is not my area, since in like, five more drinks I usually ask that. But it's not because you're not worth it or something. It's just because he was a dickbag. And maybe a little because you have really terrible taste.

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soundoff
2016-09-13 04:13 am UTC (link)

I promise I won't. Anyway, you would just google translate it and you know how I feel about that.

cisquito.

I can't believe you just said that. Well...actually, I can. But it was still terrible.

A lot of people? I've never hooked up with anyone. That implies something casual. I've had one relationship. It went poorly.

My taste isn't always terrible. I like you. That's not terrible taste.

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goodvibrations
2016-09-13 04:32 am UTC (link)

I've broken you with google translate. I'm good.

[Hartley]
Yeah, I might have put myself off the peanut butter cups for a while. Or a week at least.

Okay were ATTRACTED TO a lot of people with the tendency to be people I needed to make up names for. Because there is a guy with knives up there, and there was Heat Wave. And I pretty much can guess who the bad guy is in anything we're watching by whether or not you give him a second look. But one relationship that went badly (even really REALLY badly) doesn't mean you're just struck out forever and ever amen.

Well you don't like me in your pants, so I think that might be the cutoff? Also I'm making note of this so you can't unsay that you like me the next time you're annoyed at me.

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cisquito.

soundoff
2016-09-13 04:41 am UTC (link)

I probably could have warned you that would happen.

I flirt with people. Knife boy is pretty, but I wouldn't pursue anything with him. I don't trust people. Besides, I think he's in love with our new colleague. And Mick and I like to banter. It doesn't mean anything. I also flirted at Barry. Does that mean he's secretly evil? And I flirt at you all the time. Badly is one word for it.

What are you talking about? I like you...I'm not saying it the way you did. That was terrible. You're attractive and irritatingly smart and I don't know if I want to punch you or make out with you half the time. I want to rip your clothes off. Mostly to burn them, but also to do really inappropriate things to you. But you're straight so there's no point.

I may have been drinking already.

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[Hartley]

goodvibrations
2016-09-13 05:04 am UTC (link)

It probably wouldn't have stopped me anyway.

Wait. I thought the other elf was with him? The lady version with the bow and the bear? And Barry is probably evil in at least one universe, going by the odds. He's apparently a comic book character to some people and in comic books the heroes are always evil at some point, and there's evil twins for the rest of us. Somewhere there's evil Barry in black leather.

Okay.

Point by point:
No idea that was flirting. I thought it was tolerance reluctantly building to friendship in a sitcom, forced to be roommates with me way.

Punching me is always the worse option.

Burning my clothes is also not an option.

You're pretty cute and I am not remotely straight so I don't know why that's a thing that you think. I'm very bi and appreciative of hot in multiple varieties. Your variety is good. Seriously. If I give off a straight only vibe, someone should tell the guys who used to hit me in middle school

Yeah same. Our lab invaders shared a flask, which was not poison but did have a kick.

You're serious?

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cisco.

soundoff
2016-09-13 05:14 am UTC (link)

Knowing you, it probably would have just encouraged you.

They're probably all sleeping together, with how the people we know are. And I'm thinking about Barry in black leather. And so are you probably. Way to go.

It was flirting. Most of it was flirting. Sometimes angry flirting, because Eobard knew how to push my buttons when we were working together, and I used to be a jealous, petty little shit. More of a jealous, petty little shit.

Fair enough.

Agree to disagree.

Bi works. Bi is awesome. You're way too attractive and I'm 90% sure you're not evil and won't fuck me over and I don't understand how more people aren't trying to get in your pants. By the way, I'm totally trying to get in your pants.

That could have been poison. Don't do that again. If you die before I get to give you a blowjob, I really will punch you.

So serious. You have no idea. Can you please hurry back to the apartment so I can take your pants off?

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[Hartley]

goodvibrations
2016-09-13 05:23 am UTC (link)

Probably. But I have lost track of everything we were saying in this part of the conversation because of what we're saying in the rest of it.

I don't understand how people just have that happen. Like how do you approach the topic of wanting your life to turn into a multi-ship scenario and have it just work out? And please. Like I haven't thought about Barry in black leather before. I made his suit. I considered alternate design choices in detail.

Wait, I made my suit that he wears.

Well, I was a smug asshole and also still am an asshole.

Okay. Yeah. Bi. And I'm also evil in another reality, and literally no one tries to get in my pants. In this reality. The other reality probably gets some.

I saw them drink from it first. I'm a genius. Plus I had a headache and that seemed smarter than not drinking it. That is some incentive though.

Wait. Crap. Is this something I should say no to because you're drunk? It is, isn't it? I should say no and make sure you don't regret all of this when you're not drunk and feeling shitty later.

Dammit.

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	Re: [Hartley] soundoff 2016-09-13 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, Cisco. I'm a little intoxicated but my judgment isn't impaired. You aren't taking advantage of me. It's very sweet that you're checking but I'm fine. Now shut up, get here and get your damn pants off. I am officially ignoring the rest of the conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Hartley] goodvibrations 2016-09-13 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sweet. I live with you and actually like you and don't want you to hate me tomorrow when you remember you had a bad night and a lot to drink. But right. Okay. Coming. If you're slurring though, I'm putting you to bed and we can raincheck. ~~Oh my god.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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