[Hartley]
It probably wouldn't have stopped me anyway.
Wait. I thought the other elf was with him? The lady version with the bow and the bear? And Barry is probably evil in at least one universe, going by the odds. He's apparently a comic book character to some people and in comic books the heroes are always evil at some point, and there's evil twins for the rest of us. Somewhere there's evil Barry in black leather.
Okay.
Point by point: No idea that was flirting. I thought it was tolerance reluctantly building to friendship in a sitcom, forced to be roommates with me way.
Punching me is always the worse option.
Burning my clothes is also not an option.
You're pretty cute and I am not remotely straight so I don't know why that's a thing that you think. I'm very bi and appreciative of hot in multiple varieties. Your variety is good. Seriously. If I give off a straight only vibe, someone should tell the guys who used to hit me in middle school
Yeah same. Our lab invaders shared a flask, which was not poison but did have a kick.