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Tweak says, "woosh"

oliver queen (notthearrow) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-11-08 23:24:00

Entry tags:

barry allen / the flash, dinah lance-queen / black canary, felicity smoak, hal jordan / green lantern, oliver queen / green arrow (arrow), oliver queen / green arrow (new earth), sara lance / white canary

How do I get home?

~~Why do things like this keep happening to me?~~

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	battlingbowman 2015-11-15 05:03 am UTC (link)
	My beard is awesome. I'd look stupid without the beard. ...Though I could go back to the goatee, maybe. Nah. I'll keep the beard. I don't have a giant crush on him. He's just tiny and adorable. And he doesn't hate me. Well, doesn't hate other me. It's weird. Our Barry's always judging me. He's been jealous of what Hal and I have for years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettybirdy 2015-11-15 05:06 am UTC (link)
	You look marginally less ridiculous with the beard than without. You have a crush on him. And Hal. And half the League. Except Bruce. Bruce is everything you can't stand. But as for Barry, you just really want him to like you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

battlingbowman
2015-11-15 05:16 am UTC (link)

Without the beard, I am naked.

Hal is my soulmate. Well, you're my soulmate, but he's my other soulmate. My soulmate that I don't have sex with or have any romantic soulmate feelings for, but we're meant to be. Bruce is Bruce. We like each other, but he needs to remove the rod from his ass. Ours is a complicated love. Carter Hall is everything I can't stand, stupid right-wing fascist, over-compensating, macho nutbrain. Barry...yeah. Barry will never like me. Ever. And judges my every move more than Bruce. If that's possible. ...But yeah. Would be nice if some version of Barry liked me.

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prettybirdy
2015-11-15 05:24 am UTC (link)

Without the beard, you're a guy without a beard. Really, Ollie. It's just facial hair.

I'm your soulmate. But I've come to accept that I have to share you with Hal Jordan. Just like you accept that you have to share Hal with Carol. Bruce is...yeah. He and I aren't the best of friends. Really, most of the male members of the League make me want to punch them. Barry isn't that bad. Just try not to overwhelm this one.

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	battlingbowman 2015-11-15 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I am nothing. The beard gives me super-aim. Or super strength. Or something. Can't live without you, Pretty Bird. Bruce is my friend. He does a lot of stupid shit, and he has no right to judge me when he's just as bad sometimes, but we're friends. Ours is a strange relationship. Okay. I'll try. Promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettybirdy 2015-11-15 05:39 am UTC (link)
	Your aim is all you, babe. And you do not have super-strength. Bruce is a reckless, hypocritical asshole who got my protege killed. Not to mention how he acts toward Babs and Helena. Even if I could ignore how awful he is to you, and he is awful to you 90% of the time, I'd have no reason to like him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	battlingbowman 2015-11-15 06:05 am UTC (link)
	I've got super-something. He's...Bruce. He's awful to me sometimes, but he's helped me out more than I can count. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettybirdy 2015-11-15 06:08 am UTC (link)
	You're super. Period. Stop making excuses for him. Yes, he's helped you. But he also treats you like shit. He has no right to act the way he does toward you or to make you feel the way I know he does. You are a good man and a good father and a better hero than he could ever hope to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	battlingbowman 2015-11-15 06:31 am UTC (link)
	What would I do without you, Pretty Bird? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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