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Tweak says, "I'm not crazy, I'm special"

Cpt. Jake Jensen (analstuff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

Entry tags:

daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

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	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Cats can jump six times their own length or more. They're aliens living on earth waiting to eat us when we die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Hey, it's a more efficient way of disposing of bodies than what we do now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Respect to the circle of Simba's life, but I'm creeped out by pets that wait to chow down on the old cat ladies that own them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Everything will eat a dead body if they're left long enough without food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah but they're eager and deceptive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Eager? Cats? What cats have you come across? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I was laid up with a bullet hole in a hotel that only got Discovery and no net and they had nothing but cat specials. I remember things. Terrible things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Those Discovery documentaries only ever make you afraid of things. That's all they're good for. And on top of the delirium from being laid up with an injury, that can't end well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Props to the feline survival instinct, but no trust man, no trust. I didn't even have the good meds, so not as delirious as I would have liked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. Yeah. Pain delirium not nearly as fun as the drugged to ignore the pain delirium. Especially from lingering bullet wounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Morphine delirium is the best. Once I got stabbed and they hooked me up with the good stuff and hacked DMV records in 21 states and had the licenses of everyone I hated in high school revoked and made a hat out of bedsheets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Ah, drug motivated needless destruction. You say 21 states. More than 21 people, I'm guessing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 04:34 am UTC (link)
	I had a lot of high school grudges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Too many people not appreciating the hardy part of the tech monkey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Well that and high schoolers are dickheads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't know. I never went. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Come here, let me give you a swirly and talk about football and that's basically high school for about half the people. Not me, but the general population. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Never really thought I missed much. Especially since I didn't hit my growth spurt until I was almost twenty. High school for an angry gangly delinquent? It wouldn't have been pleasant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Did you start hitting the Wheaties at 18? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I had finally established a decent enough camp after the first three years to switch from a circumstance of near malnutrition to actually getting enough to eat on a daily basis rather than a weekly one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	So you're like a torturing Oliver Twist, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Honestly? I'm probably more of an Artful Dodger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, way better name at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-15 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Much more debonair. And the story fits better overall. Twist had some inherent sense of morality. Dodger? Not so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Plus the cartoon version was a cat, and the Dodger was a dog, so trump card, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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