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Tweak says, "Stay Off The Old Grey Mare "

Cpt. Jake Jensen (analstuff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-13 15:09:00

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daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, mary jane watson (earth-65), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Holy shit dinosaurs. I'm gonna need a gun bigger than my torso and about ten people who taste better than me to all sit near me right now. Some beefy, slow types. Help a bro out here. My survival is good for the human race.

And what the fuck, how much did I drink last night and who are all of you and what was with the white room and the chick in it who didn't tell me squat about the answers to any of that?

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	analstuff 2015-08-15 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Okay. You don't have tell me your whole story. I don't want to tell all my trauma either. I WILL as soon as someone buys me beers, but it's against all my judgment and willpower. I don't have much willpower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 03:30 am UTC (link)
	I'd rather you hear my story from me as there are people here who might tell you a slightly different version as they've allowed their personal opinions to cloud the issues. If there's a store that sells beers then I can supply them but I'm not stepping foot in the bar here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 03:43 am UTC (link)
	So far, I found a bathroom, six other freaky white rooms, and a floor where you can look out and see wandering giant ass dinosaurs. I got stuck on that one. So no store yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 04:12 am UTC (link)
	You haven't made it outside yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Dinosaurs. Outside. Some of them can fly and I have seen motherfucking Jurassic Park. Fences are just obstacle courses. I'm not going out there until I have my giant gun. Or until I'm drunk enough to forget I need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 04:23 am UTC (link)
	You're just going to hang out in the city hall until then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

analstuff
2015-08-15 04:32 am UTC (link)

There's food, there's water, there's bathrooms, there's nothing trying to eat me. So until my gun comes shooting out of a white room or some of my team so I can use them like a shield, that's the plan.

Did you know that there's like three different kinds of pterodactyls that have different heads? I do. Know how? Because they are flapping around out there like unfriendly escaped, but awesome, parrots.

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	knowmyself 2015-08-15 04:37 am UTC (link)
	But if you venture outside there are apartments with beds and other creature comforts. I didn't know that. I don't think they'll try and eat you if you're within the confines of the city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:02 am UTC (link)
	But flying death machines possibly in between. You're underestimating how delicious I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Doing anything always has an element of risk in it, people get hit by buses when they cross the road all the time, this would be no different. Clearly I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Buses aren't carnivorous flying hell-lizards. Or rampaging t-rexes who think fences are toothpicks. And I survived a helicopter crash technically, so over my ass is a bus taking me out. Everyone does. But I'm high end scrumptious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 05:14 am UTC (link)
	I think the people that run this place know what they're doing so I wouldn't worry too much about the hell-lizards or rampaging t-rexes. You might not get a say in it you know. I'll take your word for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 05:16 am UTC (link)
	I've found in my extensive readings from my tower viewing, that the people running the joint were all eaten and this is the second set of admin, so they know squat other than "we didn't die yet". I'm honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Did it say if they were eaten inside the city or outside of it? Details like that are important. Not many people are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think the words "busted through the fence and devoured helpless fuckers for breakfast" was used. Or something like that. I might have paraphrased. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I think you paraphrased that. I've never come across words like that used in any official report or book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Smidge, maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Do you do that a lot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'm usually a strictly factual kind of guy. Unless the facts are dull. Or classified. Or embarrassing. Or I don't feel like it. But other than that, straightshooter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Basically when it suits you. Which I would guess is not often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-15 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I have bouts of sincerity, but usually antibiotics clears it right up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-15 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Don't overuse antibiotics, the sincerity could become resistant and then you won't have a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	analstuff 2015-08-16 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Good point, don't want that shit to become chronic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-08-16 12:08 am UTC (link)
	That would be unfortunate for you from the sounds of it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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